Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Hit it, Cowgirls!   Carrie Underwood in Maria Lucia Hohan Apparently, she felt the need to make sure all eyes were on her ankles that night. We think those shoes are interesting but this was not the outfit that called for their deployment. She’s colorless from the tip of her head...

That’s right, bitches. Part ONE. There were too many cowboys and cowgirls to fit into just one post. So let’s get our yeehaw on and start judging!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra Very pretty and polished, but we have a complaint, of course. Bad enough she picked a dress that...