For a brief time, it looked like Miss Olivia was positioning herself to be a fashionista. She went through a period where she wore some discussable, attention-seeking, occasionally interesting outfits, but then it seems like she quickly course-corrected toward highly conventional looks....

Seven am editorial meeting, T Lo Bitchery International Headquarters: T: Let’s do a post on Biel in the Versace. Lo: Oh, that’s TOTALLY a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” post. T: Really? I’m thinking exactly the opposite. That’s totally her dress. Lo:...

  Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in Los Angeles in a Gucci dress paired with a Fendi clutch, Sergio Rossi sandals, and Jennifer Meyer earrings. Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marikka Juhler Fendi Resort 2013 Clutch     [Photo Credit: Andrew...

Be honest, now. Who’s going to watch that Sex and the City prequel, The Carrie Diaries on the CW? It’s the internet. No one will judge you.   AnnaSophia Robb attends the premiere of ‘The Carrie Diaries’ during the 2012 New York Television Film Festival in NYC in...

Camilla! RUN! NOW! JUST GO! Camilla Belle at Coupa Cafe in Beverly Hills, California. Michael Kors Silverton Traveler. Sergio Rossi Colorblock Flat Sandal. BECAUSE LORENZO CAUGHT SIGHT OF YOUR BAG AND NOW HE WANTS IT! HE WANTS IT, PRECIOUS! Seriously, that’s a pretty kickass bag. And it...

That we are giving Selena Gomez a WERQ is notable enough, because sweet as she is, we’d never peg her for the “When this stiletto hits the carpet, get the fuck out of my way” type. That we are giving her TWO WERQs has us a little concerned about the apocalypse. But we can...

Somebody tried to do some clever pairing here, but we question whether it works. Miranda Cosgrove attends CBS’ Teacher’s Rock Special Live Concert Press Room in Los Angeles, California in Juicy Couture plaid sleeveless top with a black leather circle skirt by Carven. Shoes by...

Darlings, we’ve tried to avoid her because she bores the shit out of us, but Kate’s been unveiling one dress after another in an attempt to get you to watch her movie and we’ve decided we can’t ignore the latest one. Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of ‘Total...

Happy Monday, darlings. We eschewed an exclamation point in the previous sentence because we assume you are like us and need a while to ease back into the grind of the week. We’ll type softly and slowly for you. The stars spent the weekend poledancing for the nerds at Comic-Con, so...

This just kicks all kinds of ass. Every picture could be captioned using the phrase, “That’s right, bitches.” Salma Hayek makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in NYC to promote her new movie “Savages.” “That’s right, bitches....

Ginnifer, sweetie. You and we have had quite the contentious pretend-relationship over the years. The roots of our conflict are easy to articulate. We value style in those whose livelihoods so depend on their image and who are known to receive hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of...

We might as well go on record with this one right now because it’s obviously become a “thing.” We hate that blushy, mauve-y, dusty pink that’s been showing up more and more on the RC.   Naya Rivera attends the Fox 2012 Programming Presentation Post Show Party in a...

GURL! Karolina Kurkova attends the Met Gala 2012 in a Rachel Zoe Collection gown paired with Sergio Rossi shoes and Fred Leighton jewelry. SHUTTING IT THE FUCK DOWN! NECK ROLLS AND THREE SNAPS IN Z FORMATION! SERVING UP STUDIO 54 COCAINE-FUELED REALNESS! SUPERMODEL! DIVA MAGNIFICA! MISS ROSS...

Oh, Miss JJ. Tsk. January Jones attends the ‘La Revolution Bleue’ Special Screening in NYC in a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with Sergio Rossi pumps. Mary Katrantzou Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Veronika Peshkova It’s funny. We would’ve thought that after Fat Betty was...

We don’t know if Gwynnie actually had lunch in this, but it certainly screams Lady Who Lunches, no? Gwyneth Paltrow out and about in NYC in a Burberry Prorsum dress paired with Sergio Rossi heels and a Victoria Beckham shoulder bag. Burberry Prorsum Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Victoria...

Good morning, Ems! Aren’t you just a little ray of sunshine?   Emily Blunt attends the ELIE SAAB private dinner in NYC in a yellow cocktail dress with pleat detail from the Spring 2012 Elie Saab Collection paired with Sergio Rossi Sandals. Clutch by Elie Saab. Sergio Rossi Ophidia...

What the hell. Blake got the treatment yesterday, so why shouldn’t Leighton come in for some Bitter Kitten-style bitchiness?   Sergio Rossi Peep-Toe Platform Slingback    Louis Vuitton Monogram Fascination Lockit Bag Although we don’t know about y’all, but we have...

Okay sweetie, listen up. Time for us to pretend we’re your kindly yet fabulous gay uncles again. Chloe Moretz attends the premiere of “Hugo” premiere in New York City in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with Sergio Rossi shoes. We have been, and will continue to be for a...

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...

Up is down, black is white, darlings. Not only did the boy do the heavy style lifting in this case, the boy is Timberlake. We know one little blonde pixie-starlet who hid her face in shame for the rest of the night. Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried attend the UK Premiere for “In...

This look is like a tutorial on how to make questionable design elements work AND how and when to deploy neutrals. Sit up and get your notebooks out. Marisa Tomei attends the “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” World Premiere in New York City in a Vivienne Westwood dress paired with Sergio...