Sarah Jessica Parker attends the Alexander Wang Fall 2009 show wearing Martin Margiela Spring 2008 Tabi shoes [Photos: SplashNews/Getty...

Darlings, we’re spending the long weekend at the mountains, pretend-skiing and trying on our favorite sweaters by the fire, but we couldn’t let you spend another day without providing the opportunity for some bitchery. Sarah Jessica Parker appears with Matt Dillon (who remains our...

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the opening night celebration of the New York City Ballet at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center in New York City. Y’know… Balmain Spring 2009 Collection Model: Anja Rubik Balenciaga Fall 2008 shoes We’re gonna have to say “In.”...

…in Michael Kors Fall 2008. Cynthia Nixon in MK Fall 2008 Kristin Davis in MK Fall 2008 Just in case you’re wondering… Sarah Jessica Parker in Giambattista Valli Fall 2008 Kim Cattrall in Christian Dior Fall 2008 You can read bits of their interviews/article here. And...

Well, let’s get this started, shall we? Sarah Jessica Parker in Nina Ricci from the Spring 2008 RTW collection. The dress is beautiful and appropriately dramatic, although she’s probably a little too short for it. And SJP? As gays, we feel it’s time to tell you that the ship...

Our new mascot, Sarah Jessica Parker appeared in a Vogue editorial this month promoting the new Sex and the City movie with her Mr. Big, Chris Noth. In short, it’s freaking fabulous. This, to us, is what fashion is really all about; taking the clothes off the runway and making them...

Yeah, yeah. We’re talking about her too much. All we have to say to that is we’re gay, the Sex and the City movie is opening and she always wears something worth discussing. Deal. Here’s the fictional Miss Bradshaw wearing a custom-made Versace at the Berlin premiere of...

Well, everyone else will be talking about this today so god forbid we neglect to share our opinions. Here’s SJP doing double duty as both star and table setting at the Sex and the City premiere in London this week: Dress and shoes by Alexander McQueen and headpiece by Philip Treacy....

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attend the after party for The Cinema Society and Mulberry Host THINKFilm’s New York Premiere of “Then She Found Me” at Nobu 57. Before we go any further we should point out that Sarah is wearing a $8.98 dress from her Bitten line:...

It’s not the hottest trend going but it looks to be heading into its 3rd or 4th season: the gladiator sandal. Here’s Heidi last summer in an absolutely HIDEOUS pair from Balenciaga: If Elvis had been a drag queen, these would have had a very special place in his over-taxed heart....

Well, since you judgmental bitches seemed to enjoy it so much last time… Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker at ShoWest 2008 at The Paris Hotel and Casino on March 13, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Now, Stacy and Clinton maintain that women shouldn’t wear miniskirts over the age of 35,...