Darlings, it was the 34th Kennedy Center Honors in Washington, DC, and everyone tried to look classy!   Emily Blunt in Notte by Marchesa Simple, but very pretty. That’s a great color on her.   Glenn Close Oh, doll. No. This won’t do at all. Velvet is not your friend....

“I’m so excited!” blurted out Lo upon seeing the following pics. “Why?” asked Tom. “And are you about to lose control and do you think you like that?” “No, it’s just…” as he swept his hand toward the monitor and Sarah Jessica....

Yesterday we highlighted two of the attendees of this event, the Museum of Modern Art’s 4th Annual Film benefit, “A Tribute to Pedro Almodovar” in New York City, but since so many ladies really brought it to the red carpet, we’re gonna run down a few more. Chloe Moretz...

SJP traveled to the magical land of Australia to pole-dance for that movie that flopped over here months ago, poor thing. To make what must have been a dreary task more fun, Sarah got her crazy on. Let’s break it down.   Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the Melbourne premiere of...

It seems like Sarah J’s always pole-dancing for her latest project, so it’s nice to see her being the dutiful wife and strapping on the Manolos for hubby’s latest. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the world premiere of “Tower Heist” in New York City in a Narciso...

Sarah Jessica, we’re a bit confused. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the Friends in Deed 20th Anniversary Gala at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City. SJP paired her Donna Karan dress with an Olivier Theyskens for Theory jacket. We’ll get to everything below the...

During Fashion Week, we skipped most of the Fashion’s Night Out events because the streets were insane and you were lucky to get a cab in under 45 minutes of frantic arm-waving, but we did make it to the Oscar de la Renta store to watch him sing with a mariachi band. Sarah Jessica...

Beverly Sutphin would not be pleased with Sarah Jessica right now. Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at “Late Show With David Letterman” in New York City in Prabal Gurung. Prabal Gurung Fall 2011 Collection Sarah Jessica Parker! It is mere days after Labor Day and you are wearing white...

After ripping her pretty hard yesterday, we’re happy to give SJP a respite from our bitchiness — because she’s earned it. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the “I Don’t Know How She Does It” Photocall at the roof of Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow. Prabal Gurung...

Sarah Jessica, we’re gonna do you a solid and explain to you why the public sometimes gets vicious with you. Your latest red carpet getup has helpfully provided us with visual aids. Sarah Jessica Parker at a presentation of her new movie “I Don’t Know How She Does It”...

Marie Claire has a sneak peek at the cover of their September issue and we only have mild and complimentary opinions on it. No, really. Well, except for that one. On not wanting to be a celebrity: “I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work...

We could have done this as an “In or Out,” because if we’ve learned one thing with this blog it’s that people have a lot of opinions about SJP, but we didn’t want to subject you to three in one day and besides, we wanted this one to ourselves. Sarah Jessica...

A sand-blasted and airbrushed SJP has the distinct privilege of being the face for “THE AGE ISSUE” of Vogue. We’re sure she loved having that plastered in all-caps to the right of her head.   Sarah Jessica Parker featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue photographed...

This is how Sarah Jessica Parker dresses to take her kid to the Harry Potter movie: Sarah Jessica Parker attends the New York premiere of ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2′ at Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center New York City in Oscar de la Renta. Oscar de la Renta...

Time once again to check in with Mr. and Mrs. Awkward, kittens! Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker attended New York City Ballet’s 2011 spring gala at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center, and guess what? They don’t look particularly uncomfortable AND they’re...

You guys, Sarah Jessica Parker attended the 11th Annual Robin Hood Foundation Gala in New York City with total crazy-lady hair. Check it:   Dress: Halston Heritage Jesus, Mary and Oprah, what IS that? What drunk queen talked her into going out in public like that? Sarah? FIRE HIM. He was...

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker attend the Broadway opening night of “The Normal Heart” in New York City. Chanel Pre-Fall 2011 Collection Model: Lauren BrownLanvin Spring 2011 Collection Model: Sigrid Agren (ELITE)       Darlings, we’re very...

  Sarah Jessica Parker attends the ENK Fashion Coterie Fall 2011 event in New York City.   We are as wrapped up in thought over this outfit as Sarah Jessica is trying to appear in it. SJP takes an actress’ approach to fashion, as well she should. What we mean by that is, she...

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the School of American Ballet’s winter ball at Lincoln Center in New York City. L’Wren Scott Fall 2009 Collection Model: Viviane Orth Hi! Did you hear I’m making another Sex and the City movie? Sex and the City! Where I play lovable style icon...

  Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture Spring 2009 She must’ve shit herself when she saw Anne Hathaway’s dress but she really should have shit herself when she saw what her hairstylist did. Jessica Biel in Prada The dress is just okay. Love the jewelry, hate the hair. Amanda...

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the Alexander Wang Fall 2009 show wearing Martin Margiela Spring 2008 Tabi shoes [Photos: SplashNews/Getty...