Sarah Hyland in Toujouri Apr17

Sarah Hyland in Toujouri

This is really cute – and the perfect dress for her:   Sarah Hyland attends the premiere of ‘Call Me Crazy: A Five Film’ in West Hollywood, California in a Tojouri tulle beaded dress. Toujouri Fall 2012 Collection Love the slightly unusual shade of that skirt. Love the...

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2 Jan14

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Sarah Hyland in Christian Siriano

Sarah Hyland attends the premiere of ‘Struck By Lightning’ in Los Angeles in a strapless ruched tulle Christian Siriano dress.     [Photo Credit:...

Sarah Hyland in Erin by Erin Fetherston

Sarah Hyland attends The Trevor Project’s 2012 Trevor Live! event in Los Angeles, California in an Erin by Erin Fetherston paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

Sarah Hyland in Alice + Olivia and Zimmerman Oct17

Sarah Hyland in Alice + Olivia and Zimmerman

At first glance, we rated this look as being a bit too precious for our tastes. But this is why you shouldn’t always rely on your first glance. Because really, the outfit’s fairly standard…   Sarah Hyland attends the Nylon October IT issue celebration in West Hollywood,...

Teen Vogue’s 10th Young Hollywood Party Sep28

Teen Vogue’s 10th Young Hollywood Party

Darlings, it was Teen Vogue’s 10th Anniversary young Hollywood party and all the little misses got dressed up all ladylike and shit!     Ariel Winter in Collette Dinnigan We’re not kidding about that ladylike crack. Ariel tends toward dressing far older than her 14...

2012 Emmy Awards Red Carpet – Part 2 Sep24

2012 Emmy Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Moving right along…   Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 We said the other day that she tends to dress a little old for her age, but this brilliant green really pops and she looks amazing. Jewelry’s a little half-assed, though.   Anna Chlumsky in custom...

2012 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Red Carpet Jun19

2012 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Red Carpet

Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

Sarah Hyland in What Goes Around Comes Around Mar16

Sarah Hyland in What Goes Around Comes Around

How cute does Sarah look here?   Sarah Hyland attends The Paley Center for Media’s PaleyFest 2012 honoring “Modern Family” in a What Goes Around Comes Around dress. We don’t know if it’s career strategy or just personal taste, but unlike almost every young...

Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Party – Part ONE Feb27

Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Party – ...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

2012 Oscars Red Carpet – Part TWO Feb27

2012 Oscars Red Carpet – Part TWO

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

SAG Awards Red Carpet, Part ONE Jan30

SAG Awards Red Carpet, Part ONE

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2 Jan16

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Jun21

2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards

Precious Unborn Fawns, it was the  2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards, an event that inspired neither gowns nor the employment of stylists, apparently. To be fair, almost everyone looked okay. Mostly boring looks, but very few disasters. Lets rip them anyway. Anna Torv in Rachel Roy...

2011 SAG Awards Red Carpet Part 2 Jan31

2011 SAG Awards Red Carpet Part 2

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

2011 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet P3 Jan17

2011 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet P3

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...