Most family-oriented big screen entertainment passes us right by. Except during the holidays, when stuff like the Shrek movies always seemed to be playing in someone’s family room while the grownups have cocktails, we’ve never really been exposed to most of it. And yet we laugh...

We’re not sure we’ve ever featured two red carpet posts in a row featuring looks from the same designer, but we thought this was yet another graphic illustration of the Number One T Lo Fashion Maxim: Girl, That Is NOT Your Dress. Salma Hayek attends the premiere of...

Darlings, it was the 2011 GUCCI Award For Women In Cinema event, held in Venice, Italy. And guess what everyone wore on the red carpet! Go on, guess! Abbie Cornish Oooh, honey. It’s such a sharp little dress on you, but you look like you’re standing in a hole. Love that little pop...

Poodles, isn’t it time we started focusing on the very rich, as well as the famous? Don’t the very rich deserve a little time in the sun? Don’t the very rich deserve our bitchery? Well, no. You know why? The very rich are boring as hell. They only become interesting when...

Darlings, it’s about time we opened up a Cannes of bitchass on the red carpet, yes? Allons-y! Let’s select 3 ladies from the Opening Ceremony and the “Midnight In Paris” Premiere at the Palais des Festivals and tell them what they did wrong. Why? Because it’s...

Darlings, the Cannes Film Festival is underway and you know what that means, don’t you? Lots of opportunities to be super-bitchy about overpriced celebrity clothes! Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek attended the Puss in Boots photocall. Salma is wearing a Gucci dress. Antonio is dressed...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

Let’s bring this one home, shall we? Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2006 Couture We liked this one. Loved the color on it even if the silhouette is so very done on the red carpet. That bodice fits her a little funny though. And she’s too skinny. Amanda Seyfried wearing Stella...