Darlings, here is your Boy of the Day, Mr. Ryan Reynolds, walki– Hold up.   Ryan Reynolds grabs some lunch at Burger King in New York City. RYAN REYNOLDS EATS BURGER KING? What the FUCK, world. We could live on nothing but protein shakes and dreams, doing a thousand crunches a day...

Ryan Reynolds, Tom still hates you for DESTROYING HIS CHILDHOOD by making an apparently crappy Green Lantern movie … … but Lorenzo loves your sneakers, bag, hat, and sunglasses and is willing to forgive you. We’re fickle bitches, ’tis true. We’re also accessories...

Darlings, if you’re in the midst of, or about to have your lunch, may we suggest the following? If you’re watching your figure, the resultant nausea should do nicely in helping you skip a meal. Entertainment Weekly takes the phrase “celebrity tongue bath” to a whole...

Tom has nerd depression this morning because the Green Lantern reviews are in and it’s one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year. Dammit. Lorenzo will try and temper him, but expect nerdrage to rear its ugly head in this post as Tom takes his nerd frustrations out on pretty people...

[Insert bitchy introduction here. Use one of the following terms of endearment: poodles, kittens, darlings, precious unborn fawns, minions.] Hit it, fellas! Andrew Garfield in Dior jeans and Band of Outsiders blazer We are supremely jell of his fantastic hair. He looks really cute and the...