And now for some Gosling.   Ryan Gosling attends ‘The Place Beyond The Pines’ New York Premiere in Gucci. While we appreciate the intent and the effort, we don’t think even the Gosling can pull off velvet pants. It’s a gorgeous suit, though. We have such a...

We’re on the cusp of spring and the goslings have come out for sunshine and adulation, darlings.   Ryan Gosling returns to his hotel in New York City. Knocking me out with those Canadian thighs. We’re not even going to pretend there’s a fashion component to this post,...

Here is your script for the following scrolldown: *sigh* *sigh* *sigh* WHAT THE FUCK?!? Ryan Gosling (pictured with his mother Donna Gosling) attends the premiere of ‘Gangster Squad’ in Los Angeles in Gucci. Talk about a needle scratch. Those shoes are awful. Still, we give him...

Y’know… there’s something a little funny about that Mendes gal. She dresses fabulously when she’s walking down the street by herself, but she tends to dress a little frumpier when she’s on the arm of her man. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes bundle up and go arm in...

Ryan is wearing a gorgeous suit and Eva is wearing a gorgeous dress that’s a skosh too long on her. Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling attend the premiere of ‘The Place Beyond The Pines’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. Eva Mendes wore a Dolce&Gabbana dress...

Darlings, here are some very pretty celebrities for you to look at and then judge. Okay, so technically, they’re not “on the street,” but “Pair at Niagara Falls” is a bit unwieldy and specific for a new post category. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes visit Niagara...

It’s amazing how the most innocuous celebrity photos can spur a conversation around here. Boy. By Band of Outsiders Ribbed Striped Sweater Because really, except for her sweater, which is kind of cute, there’s nothing there to talk about. No, we were laughing, because it seems...

Hey Guys. Still pretty tired after that Mad Men post and we’re still working our way through the weeds of the Whitehouse Correspondents’ and other Whores Dinner red carpet, so here’s a picture of Gosling showing off his chest and arms again.   Ryan Gosling covers the...

Oh, Ryan. You’ve really overplayed your hand this time. Because we were content with the illusion that you were only just a tiny bit pretentious with your style choices, but looking at you in your artfully scuffed boots and completely pointless hoodie vest with the hood inexplicably...

Hey Boy.    Ryan Gosling grabbing lunch in NYC. Just wanted to let you know that we totally dig your hipster t-shirt and were wondering how much time you spent this morning lovingly applying mud just so to your boots to give you that “sensitive ditch-digger who probably also writes...

Wait. They’re a thing? These two are a thing? Who saw that one coming? Oh, girl. There are millions of lonely hipster chicks who just started sharpening their claws. They’re gunning for you now, Eva. Best to lay low for a while. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes at Père Lachaise...

The world can breathe a sigh of relief, for we finally all know who the Sexiest Man Alive is this year. Bradley Cooper Oh, whatever, People. The runners-up were the usual collection of mostly white guys who happen to be having, or are about to have, a very good year, career-wise. All very...

Ladies, brace yourselves. You’re about to drop an egg or two. Ryan Gosling and George Clooney attend the Premiere of “The Ides Of March” in Beverly Hills, California. Ryan Gosling is wearing Gucci. Isn’t it cute how they can’t keep their hands off each other? Go...

So Ryan Gosling’s on the cover of the September issue of Esquire and it’s making us feel a little … funny. And not really in a good way. “The actor, fascinated by ghostly apparitions as a boy, told Esquire’s photographer, Perou, of his recent dreams. These...

Ryan Gosling is determined to make us love him. “Ryan Gosling,” he must have said to himself as he got out of bed, “What can I, Ryan Gosling, do to make two bitchy gay fashion bloggers love me that doesn’t require the trading of sexual favors?” Ryan Gosling...

We’ll be brief. Ryan Gosling showed up at the photocall for the movie “Drive” at the Cannes Film Festival looking like this: Salvatore Ferragamo Spring 2011 Collection     Bravo, Ryan. Come on. Like anything else needs to be said?   [Photo Credit: getty,...

Ryan Gosling displayed his hipster bona fides while sailing through LAX this week, an event which is going to force us to say something that will either piss off hipsters or piss off well-built guys.   Here it is: We don’t think well-built guys can pull of the hipster uniform. We...

    Ryan Gosling chats to fans and signs autographs after appearing on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in Los Angeles. Aw. What a cute little hipster. Picked up Cher’s jacket, Mr. Rogers’ cardigan, and Gene Kelly’s shoes at a vintage store. Just to reiterate the...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...