Strap yourselves down in ladies! The most significant cultural event since the pyramids is BACK! Season 4 of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” comes roaring back in all our living rooms starting January 30th. Eleganza! “RuPaul’s Drag Race” returns with a fresh, fun and fabulous fourth...

Thank you, Ru. It’s like our bitchiness traveled through time and space and reached Ru’s ears months earlier, to which she exclaimed, “T Lo don’t think I’m bringing it to the catwalk this season? EAT THIS, BLOG BITCHES.” Not a complaint; just an...

Darlings, we have no doubt you all have much to say about the finale of RPDR last night and since it’ll be a little while before we put the post together, we figured we’d slap up some pics from last night’s season finale party at Providence in New York City. We’re such...

Y’know… our initial reaction to Alexis’ little meltdown was similar to Manila’s: she’s won 3 challenges and she’s top 4; what the hell is she complaining about? But looking over these screencaps, we do think the judges, Michelle in particular, are pretty...

Can we just say something here? We feel like we’re about to attack a religious icon with a hammer, but… Ru’s drag has been looking a little tatty lately. The dresses are kind of standard and the wig and makeup have been looking a bit harsh and mannish, which is totally...

Did anyone else gasp when they came out? They look EXACTLY like sisters! This was kind of interesting to us because, truth be told, we never really liked the face Alexis gives. Somewhere in the back of our minds we must have lumped her in with Shangela and decided she didn’t have the...

It feels weird to do this, because we’ve never done it before, but we have to critique Ru’s look here. It’s the first time we’ve seen her and had a reaction of “Ooh, I don’t like what she’s wearing.” It didn’t flatter her at all. Fantasia...

Why was everyone going on about his supposed talent? He’s loud, sure; and high energy, but that doesn’t necessarily translate into singing prowess. We can’t argue with the decision to send Carmen home, but Miss Shangela should get down on her knees and praise Jesus for...

Not a natural-born boob in sight, darlings. We were Billy B.-less for the second episode in a row and that made us sad, but Auntie Ru made sure to throw a couple boys into the mix to keep us invested. Let’s run down our impressions of the various judges and drag helpers: Cute. A little...

A fantastic look, but we couldn’t help thinking she didn’t have a handle on the challenge. She made some vague reference to capitalism, and while we like that sort of cynical take, she needed to marry it to patriotism somehow. She looks fierce, but nothing about this really says...

There we go, darlings. Now your computer is awash in gayness. In fact, you may have to clean your cache after this (and it’s up to you if that’s euphemism for something less savory than computer maintenance).  If there is any disappointment with this season (aside from the...

Ironically, this is the softest her face has ever looked on the show. Even her Tyra was harder looking than this. Even knowing beforehand she was doing a Carrie look, we still gasped when she walked out. As a performer, she was engaging. Except for the Dad line, she wasn’t exactly...

Glamour shot. Love Ru’s dress, but that brushed back, straight hair isn’t her best look. And despite the fact that we are a little appalled at his attire here… … we have a bit of a crush. We don’t know what’s going on with Santino, whose appearances this...

We thought this deserved more praise than it got. The bitch really can sew, can’t she? Toned-down is a good way to get yourself kicked off this show, but she’s been wearing so many outrageous looks on the catwalk that we appreciate her doing something a little sweet and for once...

Gratuitous glamour shot. We love Sarah Rue for dressing the part. We love Eliza Dushku because she’s the cool chick in your high school who wears motorcycle jackets and smokes pot behind the bleachers while being way hotter than any of the cheerleaders. Gratuitous booty shot. Just...

We want to give her credit here, because the dress and the hair are pretty amazing, but we also want to shake her Christina-Crawford style and yell “NO MORE COLORED CONTACTS!!!!” Also, the birthday party face-painting has to go. And while her Amy Winehouse was kind of funny, that...

Without dwelling on it too much, the cast this year is in many ways the show’s weakest. Some are fun, some are talented, some are pretty, but overall, the energy level’s a bit low. The best thing about the show this season are the guest judges. We’re bitchy and whiny and...

Hit it, girls! Loved the dress for the brazen tackiness. Love the makeup because she looks better with a softer look. And yes, for a drag queen, this is soft. We also thought she did a decent enough job on the news segment. A bit too low-key in performance, but we dig her look....

Talk about your bizarre pairings. We could see them being great friends, though. Lorenzo adores Chloe and we both think she made a fun, if occasionally befuddled judge. We thought the paparazzi photo shoot was a great idea, but man, were the results ever depressing. We like certain members of...

Drama on the runway, darlings! But let’s get some business out of the way before we get into it. First, the gratuitous glam shot. Just look at that, poodles. LaToya makes Ru look like a fresh-scrubbed, apple-cheeked home-grown girl next door. That’s a 2-woman gay pride parade...

We read some grumblings about the McQueen ripoff lobster shoes. Respectfully, that kind of thinking misses the point on drag. Drag is very much about appropriation and has a very long history of it. If some queen wants to staple some cardboard to her platforms and sprinkle glitter all over...