We’re not feeling this one for Miss Rosario.   Rosario Dawson attends the premiere of ‘Cleopatra’ during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa gown accessorized with a Ferragamo clutch and Avakian jewelry. Marchesa Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Kamila...

Rosario disappointed us terribly the last time she went out, and we’re afraid our sharp tongues got the better of us. She’s not speaking to us at the moment.* But we feel like she’s trying a little harder with this look, so we’re throwing it out to a vote. *Technically...

Oh, MISS ROSARIO. Who did this to you? What can we do to help?   Rosario Dawson at the launch of the Tanqueray Gin Palace, held at 13 Floral Street, Covent Garden, London. The hair is so limp, darlings. The dress, so shapeless. The bridesmaid shoes, so tragic. The makeup, so drab. How...

It’s been kinda cazh around these parts today, what with the workout clothes, coats, and unimpressive ladypants taking center stage. We feel the need for some sparkle right now.   Rosario Dawson attends the premiere of ‘Trance’ in London in a Jenny Packham gown...

Rosario Dawson attends the Voto Latino ‘Welcome To 1600 Part II’ Inaugural Gala in Washington, D.C. in a Reem Acra gown. Reem Acra Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Aw, what a cute couple they’d make. Today, Rosario is playing the femme, and Kerry is playing the bookish, alterna-hipster one:   Rosario Dawson and Kerry Washington attend a celebration of Leading Women in Washington and The Daily Beast Bi-Partisan Inauguration Brunch in...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings, it was the closing ceremony at the Cannes Film Festival and some of the ladies BROUGHT IT. Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Chanel Spring 2010 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren (ELITE) Kiki is back in the hizzy, you guys. This is the best she’s looked in ages. Oh sure, you all...

Darlings, we’ll be honest: a host of factors has made this Pain Week in the T Lo household and we’re cranky and popping a succession of pills. That’s the thing about being a gay blogging couple. Some days you’re Grey Gardens and some days you’re Valley of the...

Darlings, it was the 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival and everyone showed up in a crappy dress! Seriously, we don’t know what happened here. Maybe they’re all scraping the bottom of their luggage because they’ve worn all the...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

  Rosario Dawson in Burberry Prorsum Spring 2011 [modified] Cute. How refreshing to see a starlet wearing something longer than the runway version. Amanda Peet in Nina Ricci Man, are we getting tired of the white dress/black tights combo. Melissa Leo in Marc Bouwer    Faith and...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

Slip into your bitchpants, ladies! Teri Hatcher in Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2009 We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want...