We’ve always been big fans of the Audreybot, but there comes a point where you can predict what you’re going to see before you see it. It’s almost always a black, white or black-and-white outfit, accompanied by a vacant, wide-eyed stare, finished off with a wide-legged...

Is it us, or does this look like some kind of fancy undergarment with delusions of grandeur?   Rooney Mara attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci couture gown accessorized with Jennifer Meyer and Carrie Hoffman...

Audreybot gets the opportunity work a lens for Interview and runs with it. Rooney Mara covers the March 2013 issue of Interview magazine photographed by Mikael Jansson. On reviews: “I tend to not put too much credence in what other people think, but then, of course, you are curious as...

We’re so thrilled to have Rooney Mara back in our lives now that she’s got another movie poledance to undertake; not because she’s out favorite actress or anything, but because the lady seriously knows how to impact-dress. Behold: Rooney Mara attends the ‘Side...

We have not particularly enjoyed the trend for white dresses on the red carpet, mainly because too many ladystars see white and default to virginal/bridal looks. They so rarely take the opportunity to wear white and do something interesting with it. Rooney Mara attends the premiere of...

Hey… remember the Audreybot? She’s still the Audreybot!   Rooney Mara attends the 2012 Dubai International Film Festival, Dubai Cares and Oxfam “One Night to Change Lives” Charity Gala in a Calvin Klein paired with Givenchy heels. We kinda figured this schtick...

W Mag had this fun little idea of doing up four leading ladies, each in the styles of a different decade, and they all look pretty great.   The 2000s: Keira Knightley Chanel braided tweed jacket.   The 1990s: Scarlett Johansson Dolce&Gabbana silk lace dress and silk and lace...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

So. We feel like this requires discussion. Givenchy Spring 2009 Couture Collection Sure, it’s weird and head-turning and eminently discussable and we would expect no less from the Audreybot at the Oscars. Two things, though. 1: The detail in the lower back looks like some sort of brace...

Kittens, it was the 14th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards! And people showed up!   Amber Valetta in Roland Mouret A fabulous dress on her in a color fabulously suited to her … and it’s all shot to hell with a no-effort hairstyle, bad lip color, and Payless shoes.  ...

Darlings, it was the 84th Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon, which means everyone dressed like a politician’s wife and they all pretended like they weren’t secretly wishing ruin on each other. God, we love the kabuki that is Oscar campaigning. Hit it, grasping, desperate,...

Is there anything about this look we don’t like? Could there possibly be? Rooney Mara attends 27th Annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival – Virtuosos Award in California in a Louis Vuitton dress paired with Giambattista Valli shoes. Louis Vuitton Pre-Fall 2012...

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

Astonishing developments in the Audreybot world, darlings!   Rooney Mara (and Director David Fincher) attends the premiere of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” in Japan in Givenchy.   It’s wearing white. Givenchy Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous (WOMEN)...

We love this editorial. W did the same thing last year; took all of the most-talked about performances of the year, dressed the actors up in new and sometimes unexpected ways, and shot some gorgeous pictures. The men are all a little standard and disappointing, but the actresses managed some...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Darlings, let’s all go to the 12th Annual AFI Awards Luncheon and dish on all the outfits.   Chloe Moretz in Versus Very cute. Sweetie, this is your silhouette; these are your proportions. Write them down so you don’t forget.   Claire Danes in Donna Karan We like it, but...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

The Audreybot continues her rampage across Europe, turning her cold robot eyes toward Italy. Once again, she switches back and forth between “pretty princess” and “Blade Runner extra.”   Rooney Mara attends the “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”...

Geez, we hate to sound like such a broken record with this gal but she’s the only one out there right now doing anything interesting on the red carpet. Besides, lazy celebs are still on holiday, it seems, instead of hitting the red carpets of the world to give us stuff to talk about....

The Audreybot has been unleashed on Spain! Run for your lives, Spaniards! MECHA-AUDREY IS HERE!! Rooney Mara attends “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” Photocall in Madrid in Givenchy. Givenchy Pre-Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Izabel Goulart As we said the other day, when she was...