One more time, ladies!   Anna Kendrick in Badgley Mischka Enh. It’s okay. We’d like it more without the sheer panel and the Minnie Mouse shoes.   Busy Philipps in Dolce&Gabbana There’s some sort of “busy” joke just waiting to be made, but...

Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

We’re not gonna lie. Sometimes you just hit the wall when it comes to writing about bridal collections; especially if you’re not bridally oriented (e.g, us). That’s when a really fabulous press release comes in handy: “The collection takes inspiration from one of the...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Darlings, we’re trying to come up with a play on the word “color” simply because this red carpet was awash in it, but alas, there is no way to do it without sounding stupid. Suffice it to say, the looks were classic and colorful – and (almost) everyone turned it OUT....

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

Let’s hear it for putting a little effort in!   Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the premiere of “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Los Angeles. Angelina Jolie wears a midnight blue asymmetrical one shoulder evening gown by Romona Keveza. Because these two so rarely...

Theater folk! They’re dirty, hardscrabble creatures who live under bridges and don’t employ stylists. But they all showed up for the Tony Awards and that means we’ve all got some opinionating to do. Get your bitchpants on and let’s get started. Anika Noni Rose Someone...

Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Los Angeles, because you’ve got to get the little nippers started early on their acceptance speeches. We’ve got a LOT of red carpet to cover today, so we’re doing this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in. Aimee Teegarden...

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

Ashley Bell in Catherine Deane   So bland it’s practically invisible.       Ashley Tisdale in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Ditto. Chaka Khan Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we’ll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

The Glee cast showed up for the 2011 Fox All-Star Party at Villa Sorriso in Pasadena. Let’s judge them like it’s a sporting competition!   Naya Rivera in Christoforos Kotentos Fall 2010 We’ve got to give her a lot of credit. We don’t exactly love this dress on...