If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

  Cheryl Ladd and Jaclyn Smith attends AARP The Magazine’s 10th Annual Movies For Grownups Awards in California. Cheryl Ladd wore a sequined dress by Tadashi Shoji and Jacly Smith a print dress by Roberto Cavalli.     Old broads showing how it’s done! And we will...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

Miss Lucy Liu made the April 2009 cover of Vogue China in a spring ’09 Cavalli frock…   …and she rocks the hell out of it. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2009 Collection Model: Anna Selezneva It’s a very editorial dress and it’s not going to look very good in most...

  Meryl Streep wearing Alberta Ferretti, Fred Leighton jewels and a Ferragamo clutch. Oh Mary Louise. On the one hand, we think this is the best you’ve looked on the red carpet in ages; on the other hand, we’re distressed that you’re still dressing as if you’re...

Well darling, the stars were out for the various Grammy-related activities this past week and you know what that means, don’t you? It’s BITCHPANTS time! Paula Abdul in Basil Soda Spring 2009 Jesus Christ, we needed a second cup of coffee before looking at that. There’s so...

Well, Korto and Malan (which sounds like a detective agency), got it right for their Spring ‘o9 shows. We love both of these big clunky necklaces. Certainly, La Nina has a history of wearing them well. We’re all for this trend, in theory. Unfortunately, we’re in sharp...

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009 Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It’s still a shapeless mess. What’s up her ass lately? Is this like a “serious actress” kind of thing? Or is it a “I’m a humanitarian, so I can’t...

Slip into your bitchpants, ladies! Teri Hatcher in Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2009 We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want...

Darlings, suddenly everyone wants to show off their ladybits! What’s THAT all about? Roberto Cavalli, Vera Wang, Chanel Don’t hate us; we actually like the Cavalli. Oh, don’t get us wrong, if we saw someone actually wearing it we’d mutter “dirty whore”...

Let’s bring this one home, shall we? Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2006 Couture We liked this one. Loved the color on it even if the silhouette is so very done on the red carpet. That bodice fits her a little funny though. And she’s too skinny. Amanda Seyfried wearing Stella...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...

Leave it to the fashion industry to decide that there aren’t enough seasons in the year. Last month, Roberto Cavalli showed his pre-Fall collection and Style was on the scene: “He divided his wide-ranging pre-fall collection into a series of nature-inspired prints in recurring...

Badgley Mischka Resort 2009 Collection Beautiful dress, very flattering to her in both silhouette and color. Not too crazy about the brooch, though. Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009 Collection She looks fantastic and a big KUDOS for doing something about the sheer skirt. Mr. and Mrs. Ricky...

Fashion Week Daily deemed it the new “It” bag “Meet Roberto Cavalli’s latest It bag. It’s the Apple bag from his Fall/Winter 2008-2009 collection and the thing has already been scooped up by Jessica Simpson and Halle Berry. The hobo comes in black and metallic with patchwork...

Kara Janx struggling mightily in a Santino Rice jumpsuit from Season 2. Like the swallows coming back to Capistrano, you can always count on some designer returning to that perennial non-classic, the jumpsuit and throwing a couple down the runway to see if they’ll stick. We’re...

Workin’ it. Heidi wore an original, custom-designed Galliano last night to the Oscars and for once, we have not one bad thing to say about it. She looked fabulous – although there was WAY too much red on the red carpet last night. The dress will go up for auction at...