The Kluminator scrubs her face, straightens her hair, and works some fabulous dresses for InStyle UK.     Heidi Klum featured in the March 2012 issue of UK InStyle photographed by Rankin and styled by Amanda Bellan. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2012 Collection Alberta Ferretti Spring 2012...

Darlings, the Olsens got the gowns-and-airbrush treatment for Elle UK. We refuse to put any effort into identifying either of them. Thankfully, Elle UK considered lazy shits like us when composing the covers. We are to assume then, that this is the Ashley, right? Killer dress and great...

Harper’s wants you to know that Mila Kunis is fabulous, no matter how wretchedly ancient she is.   Mila Kunis covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Julia Von Boehm. Hair: Duffy for Sebastian Proffesional;...

Lea Michele models the latest in beachwear for Prestige magazine: Lea Michele featured in the March 2012 issue of Prestige Hong Kong magazine photographed by Darren Tieste and styled by Paris Libby. Makeup: Frascesca Tolo for Cloutier Remix. Hair: John D for Tenfold Talent.   Who’s...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

We just wanted to give a shoutout to Bey here.   Beyonce attends the “Beyonce Live At Roseland” DVD Screening in New York City in a Roberto Cavalli dress. Jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz. This isn’t a “WERQ!” post because we don’t actually love the dress...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Darlings, those Twilight gals have such a busy schedule lately that we’re forced to start a “Twilight Watch” post. Forgive us. But hey, dresses to discuss.   Kristen Stewart in Roberto Cavalli Kristen Stewart attends the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn...

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...

There are worse ways to end the day than by gazing at some stunningly beautiful male models working the shit out of some fierce-as-hell clothes, darlings. Enjoy. As for us, we’ll be over here, coveting our little hearts out. We’re suddenly in a very red mood. GQ Style China...

Justin Theroux kind of gets on our nerves a little bit. He’s a charismatic actor and a good-looking guy who has a little bit of style to him. You’d think we’d be all over that. But he does give off the distinct whiff of “douche.” See, when GQ asks you what the...

Darlings, let’s do a little rundown of some of the more notable looks from Day One of the Venice Film Festival, shall we? Diane Kruger in Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT) Very pretty. We liked the neckline better on the...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

In which Tom & Lorenzo once again grade celebrity fashion on a curve, thereby pissing off those who think the red carpet is a zero sum game. But come on, it’s Courtney; a bath and a hairbrush are considered a good sign of her mental health. Courtney Love attends the 2011 El Museo...

Darlings, we’ll be honest: a host of factors has made this Pain Week in the T Lo household and we’re cranky and popping a succession of pills. That’s the thing about being a gay blogging couple. Some days you’re Grey Gardens and some days you’re Valley of the...

Halle Berry attended the “Beauty Culture” Exhibition at the Annenberg Space For Photography in Century City, California in vintage Roberto Cavalli and T Lo’s plans have backfired horribly. You see, during our early morning editorial meeting, we were cycling through a bunch...

Darlings, it was the 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival and everyone showed up in a crappy dress! Seriously, we don’t know what happened here. Maybe they’re all scraping the bottom of their luggage because they’ve worn all the...