Well, DAMN.   Paz Vega attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Roberto Cavalli crystal-embroidered gown paired with a Ferragamo clutch and pumps. It’s Cannes, darlings. There’s a long history of...

We’re sorry, but we have to laugh when the press goes all gaga over a pregnant celebrity and refers to everything she wears as a “baby bump dress” or “showing off her baby bump.” Please. Get a hold of yourself, your slip is showing, Mary. Halle Berry attends the...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

We’re gonna go with the assumption that the strange hair color is a result of lighting quirks; otherwise, we’d have to assume that she dyed her forearm to match her hair and even J Lo’s not that crazy. Jennifer Lopez made an appearance at the Cavalli Club and Restaurant in...

Darlings, as we, the American Bitter Kittens, prepare to celebrate that most American of holidays (ethnic exploitation + stuffing your face), let’s all turn to our favorite German to provide us with a little fun and glamour. And hair. Lots and lots of hair.   Heidi Klum covers the...

Wow. Miss Lucy looks muthafuckin FABULOUS here:   Lucy Liu attends 2012 Women For Women International Gala in New York City in a Roland Mouret dress paired with a Roberto Cavalli cape and a Roger Vivier clutch. Roberto Cavalli Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Izabel Goulart Roger Vivier...

Our little girl is all grown up, kittens. Sniff.   Dakota Fanning covers the December 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Karen Collins.    We bet Chloe Moretz and Hailee Steinfeld are SEETHING over that “Hollywood’s youngest star” blurb; not to mention...

Darlings, we’ve been silent on this topic for too long and now we simply must ask the question. What happened to Jennifer Garner?   Jennifer Garner attends the premiere of ‘Argo’ in Washington D.C. in a Roberto Cavalli dress. Certainly, you can’t accuse anyone...

We’ve been arguing for some time that stylists and the ladystars they dress can be awfully lemming-like in their choices. You turn around one day and suddenly everyone’s sporting pointy-toed pumps, or red clutches, or men’s watches. We get why these folks want to give the...

The last time we featured Miss Kylie here, she had accidentally fallen into the middle-aged trap of dressing like a senior citizen. We are happy to report that she’s apparently climbed out of that hole and is back to declaring her fierceness to the world.   Kylie Minogue attends...

Christina! Don’t move! Christina Aguilera leaves Spago restaurant with boyfriend Matt Rutler after celebrating the release of her new music video ‘Your Body’ in Beverly Hills in a printed stretch-jersey dress by Roberto Cavalli paired with Yves Saint Laurent pumps.  ...

Darlings, we didn’t forget about that little show that launched our careers, we promise you. We’ll always take time out from our busy fashion weeking to bitch about the judges’ outfits a little.   Anna Sui in Anna Sui That is a really adorable dress, we have to say....

God bless you, Solange. Truly, girl.   Solange Knowles at “See What Unfolds” live performance in New York City in Roberto Cavalli. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2012 Collection In an age when red shoes with a beige dress is considered a daring turn on the red carpet, you continue to...

Fraulein Klum is feeling Dy-no-mite, y’all! Heidi Klum attends “Germany’s Next Topmodel” Live Final Show Photocall with contestants Dominique Miller, Kasia Lenhard, Sarah Anessa Hitzschke, and Luisa Hartema.  Roberto Cavalli Fall 2012 Collection Although really,...

Hello, nineties! You’re back with your funky-fresh self, aren’t you? Well, according to the Just Cavalli Resort 2013 collection you are. Loaded with bright neons, animal and extravagant floral prints and more than a passing nod to Hip hop, this collection propels us straight back...

Darlings, let’s check in with Miss Lady again to see how she’s rocking the Cannes red carpet septuagenarian-style. Jane Fonda attends premiere of “De Rouille et d’Os” during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Stella McCartney gown paired with Chopard...

The Kluminator scrubs her face, straightens her hair, and works some fabulous dresses for InStyle UK.     Heidi Klum featured in the March 2012 issue of UK InStyle photographed by Rankin and styled by Amanda Bellan. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2012 Collection Alberta Ferretti Spring 2012...

Darlings, the Olsens got the gowns-and-airbrush treatment for Elle UK. We refuse to put any effort into identifying either of them. Thankfully, Elle UK considered lazy shits like us when composing the covers. We are to assume then, that this is the Ashley, right? Killer dress and great...

Harper’s wants you to know that Mila Kunis is fabulous, no matter how wretchedly ancient she is.   Mila Kunis covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Julia Von Boehm. Hair: Duffy for Sebastian Proffesional;...

Lea Michele models the latest in beachwear for Prestige magazine: Lea Michele featured in the March 2012 issue of Prestige Hong Kong magazine photographed by Darren Tieste and styled by Paris Libby. Makeup: Frascesca Tolo for Cloutier Remix. Hair: John D for Tenfold Talent.   Who’s...