Here you go, ladies: Robert Downey Jr. being his Robert-Downey-Jr-est for GQ:   Robert Downey Jr. covers the May 2013 issue of GQ magazine photographed by Peggy Sirota. On the movie industry: “You get a bit older and you start to see what’s going on backstage in the...

Long-time, devoted Bitter Kittens know that T + Lo have a longstanding issue with the way Miss Downey dresses herself.  For the Cliff Notes version, head over here and watch us yell at him impotently. Basically, our bitch comes down to this: poledancing for any project requires a little more...

Now, before we get started – and oh, yes, we ARE going somewhere; make no mistake – we’re going to acknowledge all of the people who are about to tell us they don’t care how he looks and they love him and isn’t style all about being yourself (no, not really) and...

Robert Downey Jr. attends ‘Iron Man 3′ press conference in Seoul, South Korea in Salvatore Ferragamo. Salvatore Ferragamo Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: WireImage,...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

These boys are driving us nuts with their inconsistency. One premiere they’re looking fine; the next, they look like they all swapped suits at the last second. Are they only using stylists for every other premiere?   Chris Hemsworth This looks pretty good. A bit on the shiny side,...

Hit it, heroes! Avengers ASSEMBLE! Jeremy Renner, Roberty Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, and Mark Ruffalo attend the premiere of “The Avengers” in Moscow. Oh, well done, heroes. Seriously. Let’s break it down. Nina Ricci Pre-Fall 2012...

Here’s your Mid-day Man, kittens: sloppy man-boy Robert Downey, Jr., doing what he does best: being Robert Downey, Jr.   Robert Downey Jr. featured in the May 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel Parry. The man can’t wear clothes to save his life, but he more...

Lots of cuties wearing lots of really unfortunate suits, darlings. Let’s get to it.   Alexander Skarsgard and Stellan Skarsgard Daw. That’s kind of cute. We don’t think we’ve ever seen them together before. Sorry, dad. Sonny boy wins this one. His jacket’s a...

We shan’t be INing or OUTing this one, darlings. Your opinions are not being solicited this time, because we can’t trust you to be objective with him. This time, you SIT, and you LISTEN. That sucks for you, but the good news is we found a way to use “shan’t” in a...

Talk about your study in opposites.  This one won’t take more than 30 seconds to score. Time us. Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law attend the “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” European Premiere. Downey: Sloppy man-child. Score: 4/10. Law: Fabulously stylish movie star....

These pictures have been sitting around for a couple of days now because we weren’t entirely sure how we wanted to approach this one: Robert Downey Jr. attends the ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ Los Angeles Premiere in clothes he found along the way. We get it:...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...