Attagirl, Reese:   Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth seen out and about shopping in SoHo, New York City. There’s a whole chapter in our book on how to conduct oneself post-scandal and Reese, bless her heart, is working all the angles. Basically, after you’ve humiliated...

Darlings, when we read of Miss Reese’s little run-in with the law, we looked up from our computers, caught the light just so, and intoned, “We declare this …DELICIOUS.” We don’t care what you say, the whole tawdry little tale had us laughing and clapping with...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Miss Reese looks perfectly post-preggers chic here. Almost.   Reese Witherspoon struts down the street after lunching at Tavern Restaurant in Brentwood. Vanessa Bruno Athé Floral Print Dress It’s a really cute, really comfortable-looking dress. We’re not crazy about the way...

Reese Witherspoon attends the 22nd Annual Beat The Odds Awards in Beverly Hills, California in Elie Saab. Elie Saab Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Karolina Waz (ELITE)     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Reese still tops our Irrational Celebrity Hate List, but we’ve gotta give the girl some props. Lately, she’s been killing it with the maternity looks and offering a Master Class on how the prego ladystar should dress for public appearances. Reese Witherspoon attends...

Hey Reese!   Reese Witherspoon out and about in Bel Air. Chloé ‘Angie’ Leather Handbag We know that we’ve said in the past that you top our Irrational Celebrity Hate list – and truth be told, your position hasn’t really shifted on the chart – but we...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Darlings, it was the ”My Valentine” Video Premiere hosted by Paul McCartney and Stella McCartney at her store in Los Angeles and all the stars   came out to shine against the shittiest step-and-repeat backdrop we’ve seen in years! Wait. What?   Ginnifer Goodwin This...

Reese, you’re pregs and you’re sneaking out the side door of church on Easter Sunday. We totally get why you don’t want to be photographed at the moment. But rest easy, because even though we tend to drop a bitchbomb at the mere mention of your name, we’re actually...

Sometimes we watch E!’s Fashion Police with some amusement – and not because Joan said something funny. No, it’s because they’re often covering looks we covered days before, so sitting down to watch the show has become a sort of television retrospective of our week....

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Looks like Reese felt it was time for an image shakeup. Reese Witherspoon featured in the February 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Mario Grauso. That doesn’t even look like her. At first glance, it looks like an Olsen twin. She even sounds a little...

We did it for the boys last week and that proved so popular that we’re forcing the ladies into a face-giving cage match. Once again, our question is simple:   Who is giving the best face on the January 2012 Marie Claire cover?   Jolie’s bringing her A-game, but...

Since we did an all-boy red carpet rundown yesterday, it’s time for the ladies to take center stage, wouldn’t you say? Compare and contrast. At the Scream Awards, the look for men was pretty much “frat boy,” whereas at ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood...

Kittens, it’s time once again to check in on the two most ardent soul mates in Hollywood history! Can you feel the love tonight? Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon on the red carpet for the premiere of their latest film “Water For Elephants” at the State Theatre in...

Darlings, it’s time to check in on the happiest co-workers in show biz! Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of “Water for Elephants.” Reese is wearing a Stella McCartney dress, Lorraine Schwartz earrings and Christian Louboutin shoes. Robert Pattinson...

Reese Witherspoon attends the “Water For Elephants” Paris Premiere in a Giambattista Valli dress. Giambattista Valli Pre-Fall 2011 Collection [Modified] Model: Stella Maxwell Wow. Talk about going off in two different directions. You need to coordinate your gays, honey. Because...

Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon attend the “Water For Elephants” world premiere in New York City.   Look at that heartwarming co-star camaraderie! The very best of friends! Why, when he puts his arm around her, it’s all she can do to keep the grin locked in place...

  Roland Mouret Spring 2011 Collection Model: Kendra Spears (ELITE) US Vogue May 2011 Issue Editorial: “A Day at the Circus” Photographer: Peter Lindbergh Fashion Editor: Tonne Goodman Hair: Julien d’Ys Makeup: Stéphane Marais Wow, that cover is really awful. Without getting...

  Subscriber’s Cover Silk Jacket by Stella McCartney. Silk Bustier by Isabel Marant. Shoes by Brian Atwood. Leather cuff by Hermès.   ELLE UK May 2011 Issue Editorial: “Reese Is The Word” Photographer: Ben Hassett Stylist: Heather Mary Jackson We squealed with...