Kate Hudson attends the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball at Rockefeller Center in New York City in a Reem Acra gown accessorized with Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Reem Acra Resort 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Adrianne Palicki attends the premiere of ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ in Hollywood, California in a Reem Acra gown. Reem Acra Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Selena Gomez attends the premiere of ‘Spring Breakers’ in Hollywood, California in a Reem Acra gown. Reem Acra Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Halle. Sweetie. You’ve been doing the fame poledance for a long time now; longer than you would like to admit, probably. So we’re puzzled as to why you picked this dress for a sit-down interview. Halle Berry makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in a...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

  Another collection that we would, if we were kings of the world, force lady stars to wear on the red carpet. Reem Acra’s fall 2013, inspired by photos Japanese photographer Daido Moriyama took of women in fishnet stockings, is darkly sexy and dramatic as hell. We’ll take...

Rosario Dawson attends the Voto Latino ‘Welcome To 1600 Part II’ Inaugural Gala in Washington, D.C. in a Reem Acra gown. Reem Acra Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Yeehaw, bitches! It was the 46th annual CMA Awards in Nashville, Tennessee and the ladyfolk got themselves all gussied up! Hit it, ladyfolk!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra It’s … okay. Actually, it’s kind of pretty (although that bodice is way overworked), but...

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

Bless her heart, Miss Krysten has been working that fame pole lately like her rent is due. Being a celebrity is exhausting, darlings, but at least she gets to try on an array of looks. She’s living the Barbie dream; fame, pictures, and lots of pretty dresses.      ...

We don’t know how we’re going to fit it into our already heavy TV-viewing schedule, but we are SO PUMPED for the premiere of American Horror Story this week. Hit it, bitches!   Andrew Rannells  Kudos to him for putting in the effort, but we’re thinking this is not the...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

Let’s crack our knuckles and DO THIS.   Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney Very much a personal best for her. We think that bustline is both too wide and too low for her, but otherwise, this is a fantastic post-breakup look.   Betsy Brandt in David Meister Signature A little...

  There’s one thing you can always expect from red carpet favorite Reem Acra when you attend their runway show: high-impact, serious mega-glamour. With teal leather dresses, cutouts, shoulderpads, gowns and glitter, it’s like the inspiration board for this collection simply...

To close out our three consecutive (x2) posts, we present Miss Malin, who has inadvertently provided a perfect illustration of why we like to do these types of compare-and-contrast posts. It’s because the really fun dressers (note that we did not say the really good ones) present an...

We keep seeing all these heavy-looking, metallic dresses on the red carpets lately and we have to ask these ladies: Did you forget it’s late May?   Eva Longoria attends Global Gift Gala 2012 in Paris in a Reem Acra gown. Reem Acra Fall 2012 Collection Sure, it’s partially...

Darlings, you can’t be bridal’d out yet, can you? There are still THOUSANDS* of poufy white gowns to look at! This collection is fairly traditional, but it offers just a teeny bit of glam and modernity to the mix. Although we’d be hard-pressed to call opera gloves modern. On...

Compare and contrast, kittens. Here is Cobie getting it all right: Cobie Smulders attends the premiere of “The Avengers” during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Reem Acra dress paired with a Judith Leiber clutch. Reem Acra Spring 2011 Collection The dress, the makeup and...

We’re cranky, we hate everybody, and we want to go back to bed. Who can rid us of these meddlesome thoughts so we can get on with our day?   Jennifer Hudson attends the 2012 Concert for the Rainforest Fund in NYC in a Reem Acra gown accessorised with Kimberly McDonald jewelry. Reem...