And now we come up against the limitations of gay men assessing the fashion choices of women.   Gabrielle Union attends the BET Honors 2013 event in an Emilio Pucci dress. Emilio Pucci Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Jourdan Dunn Because the lady-oriented are going to look at the above...

We were going to classify this as a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” moment, but we reconsidered at the last minute.   Jennifer Lawrence attends the 38th Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards in a Valentino couture dress paired with Roger Vivier sandals and...

Okay, Kittens. Load up on your Ovaltine and Tang this morning, because, like yesterday, we’ve got a whole buttload of gowns and dresses to get through. In a way, awards season makes us a little sad, because the boys get shunted off to the side and you can pretty much forget about...

Miss Freida, we’re quite tired after a long day of red carpet bitchery, so we’re going to keep this quite brief. We love your dress.   Freida Pinto attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Antonio Berardi dress. Antonio Berardi...

We love a gal who loves to get her disco-fabulous on.   Vanessa Hudgens attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Jenny Packham gown paired with a Daniel Swarovski clutch. Jenny Packham Fall 2012 Collection We also love a gal who knows what...

Nina Dobrev attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Nastya Kusakina   [Photo Credit: Getty,...

This dress makes us feel a little funny.   Kate Beckinsale attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Gucci dress paired with a Neil Lane necklace and a Judith Leiber clutch. Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke Not in some sort of...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Connie Britton attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Kaufmanfranco.     [Photo Credit: Getty, Andrew Evans/PR...

You heard us.   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in a plum taffeta Donna Karan Atelier gown. We’re all about the positive reinforcement here at T Lo Cares About Celebrity Feelings, Inc. Since we’ve long railed against her “little virgin” schtick...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Anne Hathaway attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Chanel Couture.     [Photo Credit: Getty, Andrew Evans/PR...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

We have a new mission in life. It’s to get people to stop referring to curtains and couches every time a star wears a floral. It’s silly; as if florals can only be used for such things. And it’s so limiting, because that kind of criticism directly results in lady stars...

Attagirl.   Jodie Foster attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Giorgio Armani. While the press and a whole bunch of other writers seem to be a bit confused as to what, exactly, happened, we think congratulations and back pats are in order. Yes, the whole world pretty much knew Jodie...

Kaley Cuoco attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in a Christian Siriano dress accessorized with Dana Rebecca Designs jewelry and Giuseppe Zanotti sandals. Christian Siriano Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

She’s been having some fun and taking some risks with her Django poledance fashion, but this is just pure, straight up, old school gorgeous:   Kerry Washington attends the UK Premiere of ‘”Django Unchained’ in a Giles gown paired with Christian Louboutin shoes....

This is a whole hell of a lot of dress for one little slip of a girl to attempt.   Amanda Seyfried attends the 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards in a Marios Schwab dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and Roger Vivier shoes. Marios Schwab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kate King...

Marion Cotillard attends 2013 Critics Choice Awards in a Zuhair Murad couture gown paired with Jimmy Choo ‘Tahi’ sandals and Chopard jewelry. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR Photos,...

FINALLY. Miss Lawrence looks sexy and put dramatic, like we knew she could. Jennifer Larewnce attends 2013 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards in a Prabal Gurung gown accessorized with a Roger Vivier bag, Chopard jewelry, and Jimmy Choo shoes. Prabal Gurung Pre-Fall 2013 Collection Our only...