Because we’re afraid some of you are still crying and in shock over that first post of the day, and because it takes a lot longer than you think to procure, format, and upload pictures of each of the 71 loud, tacky, attention-seeking queens on last night’s RuPaul’s Drag Race...

It is perhaps cruel of us to start your day off like this, but sometimes a greater point must be made, darlings.   Dita Von Teese attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner in Paris in an Elie Saab couture gown. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) And that point is this:...

‘Glee’ star Kevin McHale attends the SAG Awards 2013 in an Olima hunter green tuxedo jacket.     [Photo Credit:...

Final load! Move ‘em out!   Amy Poehler in Zuhair Murad  She looks great, full stop. We always have some nit-picky thing to say about her, but she nailed it this time.     Busy Philipps in Gabriela Cadena God, no. We’re all for proudly showing all three of your...

To get us past all the weeping over last night’s Downton Abbey episode, let’s all discuss the cast’s modern dress at the SAG Awards. The ladies have big hair and too much makeup on. It always looks that way when we see them out of costume. Phyllis Logan, Michelle Dockery,...

Hit it, hos!   Alfre Woodard in  Kevan Hall  That’s a tough to color to wear and it gets a bit big and grand up top, but she looks pretty gorgeous.     Ariel Winter in Alex Perry  Unflattering color, unflattering sleeve length, odd little dress.     Elisabeth...

We wanted to yank this one out of the lineup and shine a light on it for a moment because it sums up the major trend of the night -strapless mermaid dresses in neutral colors – but manages to separate itself from the pack, which can only be seen as a good thing.   Naya Rivera...

Eddie Redmayne attends the SAG Awards 2013 in a Hugo Boss suit.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Oh, Miss Julianne. Tsk.   Julianne Moore attends the SAG Awards 2013 in a Chanel couture gown. Chanel Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Sara Blomqvist (VIVA) We were going to put this one up to a vote but we’re not feeling democratic about it. It’s OUT, as far as...

We handed out a couple “attagirls” to Tina Fey and January Jones this morning. So if you want to see the difference between an “Attagirl” and a “WERQ!” you need only consider the previous posts, and then scroll down.   Kerry Washington attends the SAG...

Justin Timberlake attends the SAG Awards 2013 in a Tom Ford suit.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

We’re passing the final call of this one off on you guys because we’re wimps.   Jessica Lange attends the SAG Awards 2013 in J. Mendel navy silk chiffon gown with pleated panels and full panel skirt. J. Mendel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke But we suppose we might...

This is straight-up gorgeous:   Tina Fey attends the SAG Awards 2013 in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss She has REALLY come into her own when it comes to fashion. And by “come into her own” we of course mean “hired...

You go and get it, Miss January. While this doesn’t quite inspire a “WERQ, girl!” and accompanying snaps of respect, it does inspire a hearty “Attagirl.”   January Jones attends the SAG Awards 2013 in a Prabal Gurung gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz...

Jennifer Lopez attends the Las Vegas premiere of ‘Parker’ in a Kaufmanfranco Spring 2013 sheer paneled backless column gown acessorized with a Ferragamo clutch.     [Photo Credit:...

Kittens, it’s time. Time to unleash The Bing Bing on your asses.   Fan Bingbing attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 at Pavillon d’Armenonville in Paris in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Collection/Models: Meng Huang (NATHALIE) and Janice Alida (FORD) We love how...

Leelee Sobieski attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 at Pavillon d’Armenonville in Paris Christian Dior. Christian Dior Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Nicole Pollard (OUI)     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Girl, this whole look is doing you wrong:   Alicia Keys poses at the 40 Principales Awards 2012 in Madrid, Spain in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals and Vernier jewelry. Victoria Beckham Spring 2012 Collection/Model Kati Nescher Giuseppe Zanotti Metal-heel...

Carrie Underwood attends the Nashville GRAMMY Nominee Party at the Loews Vanderbilt Hotel in a Diane von Furstenberg mini skirt paired with Stella McCartney shoes. Diane von Furstenberg Elley Mini Skirt Stella McCartney Shiny Starlets Glitter Pump     [Photo Credit: Wireimage,...

This is perfection:   ‘Mad Men’ star Kiernan Shipka attends the ELLE’s Women in Television Celebration in West Hollywood, California in a pink dress paired with Rupert Sanderson heels. You WERQ that sophisticated princess shit, Sally Draper! Once again, we must pay...

It’s a very simple question, darlings. Is this outfit too plain for its own good or not?   Rose Byrne attends the UK Premiere of ‘I Give It A Year’ in London in a Balenciaga gown paired with Charlotte Olympia pumps and a Thale Blanc clutch. Charlotte Olympia Dolly...