Let’s all yell at a boy.   Bradley Cooper attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in Tom Ford. We tried singling out details as to why we dislike this look; things like the tie being a bit too big or the vest a bit too tight, or the fact that he...

Is anyone excited about the return of the revamped Smash! to our TVs again? Anyone? Oh, we’re bitches, but you know we’ll tune in, if only to see what changes were made to a show that desperately needed some changes. Two things they didn’t need to change:   Katharine...

Kate Bosworth attends the Audi Golden Globe 2013 Kick Off Party at Cecconi’s Restaurant  in Los Angeles in an Emilio Pucci black silk long-sleeve cocktail dress with sheer overlay. Emilio Pucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ginta Lapina [Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]...

We think Diane Lane is gorgeous and could make just about any look work for her, but we’re having problems with this one.   Diane Lane attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Lace Dress The shoes are...

Sarah Hyland attends the premiere of ‘Struck By Lightning’ in Los Angeles in a strapless ruched tulle Christian Siriano dress.     [Photo Credit:...

We were pretty hard on Miss Kerry last week. With good reason, though; it was one of the ugliest dresses we’ve ever seen. Because we’re such loving and generous souls, we were primed to sing her some hosannas this week as a way of making up for being such horrible bitches to her....

We don’t always feel the need to explain our WERQs, but even so, we trust that the following pictures are explanation enough:   Helen Mirren attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in an Escada gown paired with a Tory Burch clutch, David Webb...

Boy, you sure can tell no coordinating went on between their two stylists. They don’t even look like they belong in the same hemisphere, let alone the same room.   Jamie Foxx and Kerry Washington attend the ‘Django Unchained’ photocall in Rome. Peter Pilotto Spring 2013...

Mena Suvari attends the ‘First Night 2013′ New Year’s Eve Party in Hollywood in a Georges Hobeika couture dress. Georges Hobeika Fall 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: WireImage,...

Nicki Minaj at the New Year’s Eve Party at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and Versace jewelry. Hervé Léger Metallic Bandage Dress Christian Louboutin Pumps     [Photo Credit: WireImage, nordstrom.com,...

Okay, kittens. Since our first post of 2013 was all about easing into our bitchy modes, for the second post we’re going to take an even lazier tack, under the guise of easing you into your new year of bitchery. Besides, it’s been far too long since we had a good ol’ IN or...

Good morning, Darlings! Are we all rested up or are we all hung over today? We’re a little of both, but we’re raising our cotton-filled heads and focusing our bleary, squinting eyes at you all to wish you the happiest of New Years. So is Fergie.   Fergie hosts Dick...

The very BEST of the BEST for the year, darlings! Can you stand it? We’re going to go out on a limb here and say, when all is said and done, no, you won’t stand for it. But debate is part of the fun, is it not? You call us crackheads and we silently judge you for your lack of...

The WORST of the WORST, bitches! Brace yourselves!   5. Elle Fanning in Prada Elle Fanning attend ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in head-to-toe Prada. Ah, youth. When you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.     4....

Kittens, what we like about this list so far is that it’s full of people who don’t exactly have stellar red carpet records. In other words, there are a lot of “personal bests” on this list and that fills our hearts with warmth because we’re all about the positive...

It’s all going according to plan, darlings. We put up lists; you guys all scream and pound your fists and generally accuse us of drug and alcohol abuse; we sit back, laugh, and have another (handful of) butter cookie. Lather, rinse repeat. We’re such master manipulators. We should...

Darlings, we can’t be critical bitches all the time, you know. It’s bad for the skin. So let’s all privately stand up for and salute those celebrities who aimed for fierce and hit the mark this year. Attagirls. And boys.   15. Gwen Stefani in Balmain Gwen Stefani...

That’s right, darlings! Now comes the end of another year and with it, a new opportunity to be judgmental about some old dresses. Let’s run down T Lo’s picks, shall we? Our only criteria for inclusion on the list was that it had to be a look we already featured on the site...

We were all ready to arch an eyebrow, purse our lips, and say, Girl, That is NOT Your Skirt, but we’re starting to reconsider.   Demi Lovato attends attends ‘The X Factor’ Season 2 Finale Press Conference in Topshop. Topshop Premium Silky Boxy Shirt Topshop Moroccan...

Oh, Uma. You did so well with them last time, but we can’t sign off on this latest foray into the land of ladypants.   Uma Thurman attends the 10th Annual Tibet House Charity Auction in New York City. It’s a shame, because this looks like it could be a pretty nice suit. Or at...

Oh, we feel awful, kittens. What have we done to poor Kristin? See, we’ve been ragging on her for years because she dresses too … we won’t say “young,” but … well, okay. Maybe we did say she dresses too young once or twice, but what we meant was that she...