Sigourney Weaver attends the American Ballet Theatre opening night Spring Gala at Lincoln Center in New York City in Christian Dior. Christian Dior Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Katia Selinger (NEXT) Christian Dior Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous (WOMEN)    ...

Oh, Miss Mary J. We don’t know about this one.   Mary J. Blige attends the 2013 Joyful Heart Foundation Gala in New York City. We feel like we can’t even see what she’s wearing clearly because our eyes keep getting pulled in so many directions. Although it didn’t...

Zooey Deschanel attends Fox 2013 Programming Presentation in New York City in Chanel. Chanel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Melissa Stasiuk (NEXT)     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

And now, a boy.   ‘Glee’ star Darren Criss attends FOX 2013 Programming Presentation in New York City in a Topman skinny fit suit. Topman Navy Fleck Skinny Fit Suit   A boy in a cute suit. We’d quibble with the details – like, oh… everything but the...

Girl, you crazy.   Diane Kruger attends Vogue and MAC Cosmetics dinner hosted by Lisa Love and John Demsey in honor of Prabal Gurung at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. Prabal Gurung Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Tilda Lindstam We’re not gonna feature many pics from this...

We really did try to like this, you guys.   ‘Glee’ star Lea Michele attends the Fox 2013 Programming Presentation in New York City in a Lela Rose dress paired with Jenni Kayne shoes, and Dana Rebecca Designs and EF Collection jewelry. Lela Rose Spring 2013 Collection And to...

Olivia Munn attends the 2013 Television Academy Honors in Beverly Hills, California in a J. Mendel pale pink silk bi-fabric sleeveless dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and a Jimmy Choo clutch. J. Mendel Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Melissa Tammerijn Jimmy Choo ‘Cayla’...

Bleh. We are disappoint.   Zoe Saldana attends ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ press conference in Mexico City in a Bottega Veneta paired with Salvatore Ferragamo shoes. Bottega Veneta Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Andie Arthur Salvatore Ferragamo Spring 2013 Gladiator Heel...

For once, we really wish someone had just worn the look the way the model did.   Vera Farmiga attends ‘Bates Motel: Reimagining A Cinema Icon’ special screening at The Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills, California in Valentino. Valentino Resort 2013 Collection/Model:...

Sweet Jesus on a breadstick.   Debra Messing attends the 2013 Joyful Heart Foundation Gala in New York City. Honey, GO the fuck HOME. Your heart CLEARLY isn’t in it tonight. Also: You got a little crazy on your face.   [Photo Credit:...

Sienna Miller attends the 2013 BAFTA TV Awards in a Matthew Williamson dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and a Charlotte Olympia clutch. Matthew Williamson Fall 2013 Collection Christian Louboutin Malabar Hill Pump Charlotte Olympia ‘Pandora’ Clutch     [Photo...

Jenna-Louise, you are a disappointment in so many ways.   ‘Doctor Who’ star Jenna-Louise Coleman attends the 2013 BAFTA TV Awards in London in a nude lace dress paired with a Kzeniya clutch. Kzeniya ‘Wild’ Clutch The dress is a disappointment because it’s...

Let’s close out our Sausage Friday observations with a doubleshot of hipster nerditry.   Zachary Quinto attends the ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ screening in New York City in head-to-toe Todd Snyder. Todd Snyder Spring 2013 Collection Love it; the hair, the jacket, the...

Kerry Washington attends the premiere of ‘Peeples’ in Los Angeles in a Narciso Rodriguez dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes, a Vince Camuto clutch, and a Movado watch. Narciso Rodriguez Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans,...

Now we KNOW the boystars are all making more of an effort.   Paul Walker attends the UK premiere of “Fast & Furious” in London in Giorgio Armani. When half the male cast shows up for the sixth Fast and Furious movie dressed up and groomed perfectly (albeit avec...

We suppose we should be happy about this turn of events. After we spent many long years in the desert, crying out our praise for them, ladypants are so ubiquitous on the red carpet now that we have to gently start turning ladystars away from them. Or at the very least, encourage them to be a...

Heather Graham celebrate her cover at the Vegas Magazine 10th Anniversary Celebration at Mandarin Oriental, Las Vegas in a Donna Karan dress paired with a Diane von Furstenberg clutch. Donna Karan Sheer-Yoke Long Sleeve Sequin Dress     [Photo Credit: PRN/Photos,...

Is it us or are the men putting the effort in more lately? Tell you what; let’s continue judging them and try to come to some sort of conclusion. Of course, “let’s judge someone” tends to be our answer to so many of life’s little mysteries.   Tom Cruise and...

Here you go, Cumberbitches. But be warned, there is judgment to follow.   Benedict Cumberbatch attends ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ New York City Screening in a dark blue suit. That’s a great tux, but – and we are well aware we’re parting ways with his fans on...

Hayden Panettiere attends the 34th Annual Sports in New York City in a Rafael Cennamo gown accessorized with an Edie Parker clutch. Rafael Cennamo Fall 2010 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Isn’t it kind of funny how, upon viewing the smoking wreckage of the Met Gala red carpet, we naively declared that we were totally sick of gowns and we didn’t want to see them anymore? To quote Cher the Lesser, “AS IF.” Besides, this merited some observation:  ...