We stared at these pictures for quite a while, our brains scrambling desperately to make sense of what we were seeing. After a time, we found ourselves voicing the same conclusion; the only conclusion one could make, really.   Jennifer Lopez attends the Topshop Topman LA Opening Party in...

Lorenzo loves this a bit more than Tom does, but we’re both appreciative of her choice of color, on a red carpet that seems to have banned it.   Rachel Weisz attends the premiere of ‘OZ The Great And Powerful’ in Los Angeles in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with a...

Oh, we are weeping, darlings. Weeping.   James Franco attends the premiere of ‘OZ The Great And Powerful’ in Los Angeles in a Gucci suit. Fit is important under any circumstances, but it’s a hundred times more so when you’re wearing something off the beaten path....

Ooooh, Miss Michele got into the makeup bag.   Michelle attends the premiere of ‘OZ The Great And Powerful’ in Los Angeles in a Prada cap-sleeve dress and embellished t-strap sandals paired with a Kate Young for Target clutch. We like. She rarely puts on that much face,...

Darlings, our Fashion Week adventure has come to an end and we must say a sad goodbye to fabulosity (“Hi, Miley Cyrus. Nice to meet you.”) and insanity (we are bent in half from lugging around a collective 300 pounds of luggage) and return to the real world and simple, homespun...

Hansel and Gretel apparently can’t keep their hands off each other. Ew.   Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner attend the German premiere of ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ in Berlin. Gemma Arterton is wearing a Miu Miu dress. Miu Miu Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Martha...

We’re so thrilled to have Rooney Mara back in our lives now that she’s got another movie poledance to undertake; not because she’s out favorite actress or anything, but because the lady seriously knows how to impact-dress. Behold: Rooney Mara attends the ‘Side...

This is a cute look for her:   Elizabeth Olsen attends the 2013 ELLE Style Awards in London in Christopher Kane. Christopher Kane Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Nora Lony But we’ll be perfectly honest. We chose to feature this look for one reason only. If you really want to know...

Since we’ve been hard on her a lot lately, we’ll do Miss Amy a solid and pay her a compliment.   Amy Adams attends The Weinstein Company BAFTA After Party in an Elie Saab dress. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ji Hye Park (OUI) This isn’t exactly...

At first we were all ,”Girl, that’s not your dress,” and then we were all, “Okay, maybe that’s your dress, but that’s not your hair.” THEN we were all, “Oh Jesus, this matchy shoe trend is quickly reaching Defcon 1.” Then we were all...

Despite not loving short dresses with trains, we think Miss Annie looks absolutely spectacular here:   Anne Hathaway attends the ‘Les Miserables’ Photocall during the 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival in Chanel couture. Chanel Fall 2009 Couture Collection/Model:...

We can’t with this one anymore. We just don’t get it. You’d think, with the kind of resources that come with being Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend (not to mention genetics that render her conventionally pretty), this chick would never leave the house looking anything but...

On the one hand, the style-blogger part of ourselves just loves that Chris is nerd-appropriate for the Nerd-Oscars:   Chris Pine attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences’ Scientific and Technical Awards ceremony in Beverly Hills, California in an Ermenegildo Zegna...

Our lacism threatens to spew forth at any moment, but we suppose a lace dress is to be expected when you’re attending the premiere of your movie, “Lovelace.” If the lace dress wasn’t so de rigeur for the red carpet at the moment, we’d almost suspect Miss Amanda...

While their entertainment colleagues were dressed like clowns and astronauts for the Grammys, the more serious-minded celebs were on their best behavior at the BAFTA Awards. No, really. We think the Brits must intimidate a lot of Hollywood stars because it’s been a while since...

Gotta love the Grammys red carpet. It’s an oasis of bad taste smack in the middle of awards season, when we’ve all gorged on tasteful Oscar-nominee gowns for weeks now. Hit it, tacky stars!     Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaia  We just don’t like anything here; not...

Girl pretty much owned the night with this look:   Rihanna attends the Grammy 2013 awards in an Azzedine Alaia dress paired with Neil Lane jewelry and Manolo Blahnik shoes. It’s sexy without being slutty. It’s striking and glamorous. The color looks downright amazing on her....

People say we’re too hard on Miss Amy, so we’re turning this one entirely over to y’all. Amy Adams attends the 2013 BAFTA Awards in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with Casadei sandals and Fabergé jewelry. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren  (ELITE)...

We wish you all could have seen our faces when we caught sight of Adele last night.  The phrase “open-mouthed horror” springs to mind.   Adele attends the 2013 Grammy Awards in a Valentino couture dress. Valentino Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Meghan Collison (NEXT)...

Now that we’ve buttered you up with the sublime, it’s time to unleash the ridiculous:   Katy Perry attends the 2013 Grammy Awards in head-to-toe Gucci. Gucci Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke Look, we like Miss Katy. We like her wacky and we like her tacky. But this...

Before we get to the Grammys and Downton Abbey and Fashion Week and all that other stuff that kept us up till 1 am and then had us springing (rolling, really) out of bed at 6 am, let us start the day off with a prayer. Helen Mirren attends the 2013 BAFTA Awards in a Nicholas Oakwell couture...