Kate Bosworth attends the premiere of ‘Black Rock’ in Los Angeles in Miu Miu.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

All right. Enough sloppy celebs on the street. Let’s get back to the reason God put us on the earth: celebrity red carpet bitchery.   Anne Hathaway attends the Tate Americas Foundation Artists Dinner in New York City in Givenchy. Givenchy Spring 2013 Collection We applauded her...

Luke Evans attends the world premiere of ‘Fast & Furious 6′ in London in a Thom Sweeney three-piece suit paired with Fratelli Rossetti shoes.     [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR...

In a post-Met Gala effort to stave off the inevitable ladystar-in-a-dress red carpet posts to come, let’s once again turn to a male star in a suit for our judging needs.   Ludacris attends the world premiere of ‘Fast & Furious 6′ in London in Giorgio Armani. Giorgio...

Michelle Rodriguez attends the world premiere of ‘Fast & Furious 6 in London in a Chagoury couture gown.     [Photo Credit: Landmark, Solarpix/PR Photos,...

Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

‘Once Upon A Time’ Jennifer Morrison attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a custom Donna Karan Atelier gown accessorized with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes and J. Herwitt jewelry.     [Photo Credit:...

Nicely done, Miss Tay. We never could have predicted it.   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a J. Mendel gown and clutch accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Bringing out your bad girl is ever so much more fun and...

Credit where it’s due; at least she’s trying to be a little dramatic and off the beaten path.   ‘Mad Men’ star Jessica Paré attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Jason Wu outfit accessorized with a Jason Wu clutch and...

We can’t actually say we like this all that much, but it works as an over-the-top costume or bit of stagewear.   Florence Welch attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Givenchy couture. Givenchy Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Maria...

Bella Heathcote attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Chanel couture dress accessorized with a Chanel clutch and jewelry and Jimmy Choo shoes. Chanel Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Iris Egbers (WOMEN)       [Photo Credit:...

Is it us, or does this look like some kind of fancy undergarment with delusions of grandeur?   Rooney Mara attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci couture gown accessorized with Jennifer Meyer and Carrie Hoffman...

We don’t want to criticize someone who put the effort in, but this look confuses us.   ‘Once Upon A Time’ star Ginnifer Goodwin attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Tory Burch. The dress is fairly traditional and even...

Amber Heard attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a custom Emilio Pucci red chantilly lace gown with red sheer point d’esprit panels and ruby red crystal and scarlet bead embroidery accessorized with an Emilio Pucci red stingray studded...

BITCH NAILED IT:   Miley Cyrus attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Marc Jacobs dress accessorized with Eddie Borgo jewelry. Marc Jacobs Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Jamie Bochert   Not to do the backhanded compliment thing, but it’s...

WTF, WORLD? GWEN FUCKING STEFANI CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO PUNK-CHIC?   Gwen Stefani attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Maison Martin Margiela gown accessorized with Fred Leighton. Maison Martin Margiela Spring 2013 Collection/Model:...

Fine. We do our best not to shine the spotlight on her unless it warrants it, but let’s just get it over with.   Kim Kardashian attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in custom Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz...

‘The Great Gatsby’ star Carey Mulligan attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Balenciaga dress and shoes accessorized with Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Balenciaga Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Kayley Chabot (NEXT)       [Photo...

We’re still wiped out from that Mad Style post, so we’ll keep this brief and simple.   Nicki Minaj attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Tommy Hilfiger. We have never been more disappointed in you, Miss Nicki. It’s not horrible...

We honestly considered briefly the idea of subjecting this to an “IN or OUT” vote, but then we couldn’t stop laughing at the idea, so we figured it was too ludicrous to go through with. And “ludicrous” is definitely the word of the moment: Kristen Stewart attends...