We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

Hit it, D-Listers! Oh, we’re just teasing. Hit it, C-Listers!     Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.     Danai Gurira in Tadashi...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Darlings, here are two things one should never do when Mr. Jesus decides that 110 degrees sounds just about right for your area of the world: 1) Do not follow through on the teeth-cleaning appointment 2) Do not pick today to replace a crappy old air conditioning unit. So, yes! You’ve...

Darlings, certain outfits appearing on red carpets this week didn’t rate posts of their own. Let’s judge them anyway! Anne Hathaway attends The 13th Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball in Prada. This is NOT working for us. The color blocking is strange and that pale pink...