Hit it, Babies! Dmitry Sholokhov While we liked the cape effect once you unzipped the hood, we have to admit it looked a little odd zipped up. Otherwise, it’s a really great look. It’s got a sense of whimsy to it and the graphic qualities (plus the cape) makes it the kind of...

Just remember, kittens. They did a stiltwalker challenge once. “Designers, welcome to Babies R Us, the store with the grammatically dubious name that none of you have ever entered! And check out Heidi’s fucked up eye makeup while you’re here!” “I let one of my...

Darlings, once again, Daddy and Daddy need a DRINK. Lotus Lounge and Bar, DC It’s just been one of those weeks, you know? One of those “We have ten million things to do before Friday oh and THANK YOU JESUS for rendering our toilet inoperable for THREE DAYS on top of it....

We got the scoop on this a while ago from one of our buzzing little Project Runway bees, but we didn’t feel right about breaking the story without confirmation. But it’s been leaking out slowly over the past day, so to hell with it. Here they are, kittens, the next generation of...

Darlings, if we do this, do you promise to not mention his name every time you see a fabric rose? We were mighty annoyed while we watched this collection walk the runway and tweeted our disapproval throughout. But now, weeks later, we see that it really wasn’t a bad collection at all....

Meet Andrea, designer for her own brand, Electric Love Light. This is the portion of the post where we’d make a ton of jokes about her riding a unicorn in from Rainbow Land, but that sharp-tongued bitch Joe Zee got to all the good jokes before we did, cycling through pretty much every...

Isn’t it odd that the judges all dressed in stark black and white? Especially for a Rockette’s challenge? Not that we expected showgirl costumes, but you’d think the ladies would’ve wanted to go for a little glitter and color.   Heidi Klum Heidi takes the prize...

Hit it, Mockettes!   Dmitry Sholokhov Oooooh, the Bitter Kittens aren’t going to like us for this one, but we agree with the judges’ decision and completely understand why this didn’t get the win. It’s absolutely true that it’s a sophisticated dancer’s...

  Darlings, it’s comforting to know that in its tenth season, Project Runway can still deliver high entertainment value with a side of camp.   We’re going to say it: This is the best Project Runway season in several years. It suffers from a lack of any truly astonishing...

Kittens, we miss Fashion Week. It was exhausting, and in many ways infuriating, but goddamn if that isn’t quite the high to get over when it’s all said and done. On the other hand, we’ve had donuts, a pizza and burgers since we got home, so there’s that.  The...

  We were quite surprised (as were most people, we suspect) when Gunnar’s collection started walking down that runway. An African tribal-themed collection would have been pretty much the very last thing anyone would have expected coming from him. On that level, we salute him. On...

Meet Prajje, a very sweet (and cute) young designer who’s gotten a little bit of press, but hasn’t managed to do anything with it. Enter Dr. Joe. Prajje shows him some of his work, and while the womenswear is passable at best… … the menswear is a sad joke. Honestly....

Darlings, it’s BACK! Yes, it’s time once again to gather ’round the television set like a family and watch all the veins in Joe Zee’s neck pop out as he screams at stupid people who don’t deserve a minute of his time! All while wearing super-cute things like...

Meet Nicole Miller. Chances are you’ve already met her. We did an impromptu poll and pretty much everyone we asked said they wore a Nicole Miller garment at some point. You wouldn’t think she’d need the services of Joe Zee since she can’t be called a...

Meet Cesar Galindo. Oh wait, you probably already have. Cesar, as many a T Lo minion might remember was in last season of Bravo’s tepid Project Runway ripoff, The Fashion Show. We liked Cesar’s work. He was a bit of a diva as we recall and we were disappointed he didn’t make...

Meet Aysha Saeed. Like many people who find themselves seeking out reality television, she’s a bit full of herself. For some reason, even though she seems to have sold very few clothes in her life, she has a massive team of assistants and sycophants who she berates Miranda...

Meet Erik and Kathy Wilson. At first, they were giving off the “bitch and doormat” vibe, but they managed to subvert our expectations. Kathy is a chic little number herself and is struggling to get her line off the ground. Erik is deferring plans for law school and Kathy has one...

Meet Qristyl Frazier, a former Project Runway contestant and current “don’t call if Plus Size, call it Plus Sexy” designer. Qristyl is loaded with personality and no small amount of talent, but she’s extremely unfocused, to the point of appearing scatterbrained. She is...

Better late than never, darlings! The holiday and ensuing carbfest and retail olympics have left us terribly behind on recapping this show. Meet Angelo Lambrou, a talented designer who is something of a little lamb in the harsh world of reality television. Which is an odd way to start off,...

Darlings, it’s a lazy day here at T Lo Tryptophan Processing Industries, International. Lorenzo – fool – wants to go shopping today. Tom wants to curl up and watch a movie with a really great credits sequence because he only plans on being awake a few minutes past it.  ...

Better late than never, darlings. A series of unplanned adventures prevented us from getting to this before now. Meet Julia Alarcon. Julia is our hero because she went back to school at 40 to learn fashion design and started a line with her sister. Eventually the sister moved on, but Julia...