Darlings, Sausage Friday continues as we all witness the seasonal plumage display of the American drag queen. The ladies were out in their finest for the Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 5 Finale, Reunion & Coronation taping. Enjoy the DRAGSTRAVAGANZA, darlings! As far as we’re...

Oh, what the hell. Why not. One more time, darlings.   Allegra, Dubai To be honest, we just want to celebrate that we’re finally getting a break from Project Runway, which we’ve been blogging non-stop in one form or another for over 18 months. Kittens, we need the rest. We...

Hit it, oh disappointed ones!     Stanley Stanley shocked the shit out of us. We might have predicted that his collection would skew dowdy and mature, but we never would have guessed that he’d be the flighty, scatterbrained, unprepared one. We’re going to say it: We got...

Hello. I’m Nina Garcia, Project Runway co-host, Marie Claire Creative Director, and best-selling author. Welcome. Come with me as we take a journey; a journey through another boring Project Runway finale. Our story starts here, when Stanley, the little girl with the dreadful tattoos,...

Curtain UP, bitches!   Cube Nightclub and Rooftop Patio, Toronto, Canada Wouldn’t it truly be awesome to have a viewing party in that pit? Just hang a giant TV on that pole, please. And run up a tab. Guest judge Michael Kors, Nina Garcia, Zac Posen and Heidi Klum Oh praise Jesus,...

Understand that we state this merely as an observation and not a complaint, but the penultimate RPDR season episode is always a little dull to us.   Drag Race is extremely upfront about how artificial it is – like a drag itself in a lot of ways. So at this stage in the game,...

SAN FRANCISCO, BITCHES! Hakkasan Restaurant and Lounge Bar, San Francisco We’re ready for some cool lighting and hot men. We are so ready for some Kors up here in this joint. Look at the three of them. He looks like he’s being kept after school by the hot German teacher and the...

It’s funny. We didn’t realize until last night that somehow we got it in our heads that no one from this group could be eliminated. Believe us, there’s at least one person in this foursome we would love to see get eliminated, but somehow we just assumed that Ru would allow...

London!   Paris!   Berlin!   Barcelona!   Bullshit! Feh. We don’t even want to talk about it because it was such obvious bullshit designed to punish a frontrunner and inject some melodrama into the proceedings. It was blatantly, obviously unfair and it completely...

Pack your caftans and your coke mirrors, darlings! We’re jetting off to sunny MOROCCO! Where we intend to sit in a cool, dark bar and eye-sex strangers.   Le Bar Italien at La Mamounia, Marrakech, Morocco We are so there, bitches. Also, Lifetime has something they want to tell you:...

It just occurred to us that we really haven’t addressed something of grand importance in the world of RPDR and it’s time we did so.   White Pit Crew should never have shaved. And his tats are kind of goofy-looking. Black Pit Crew looks perfect, as always.   Storm. His...

  Okay, they didn’t set the designers on fire, like we predicted. Maybe they should have, because this was kind of a dull episode. But of course you’re going to have a dull episode when the challenge is “Make a pretty dress for Nina’s magazine.”   And...

We’re in the mood for something cozy, intimate, and very New York. Walk this way.   Experimental Cocktail Club, New York City Comfy seats! We’ll go start a tab. Let’s all resolve to order something new tonight, okay? Guest judge Jordana Brewster, Nina Garcia, Zac Posen...

We suppose the opening minutes provided a clue as to how this episode was going to go.   We didn’t love the sharing circle idea, just because it’s one of those goofy challenges that doesn’t really have anything to do with drag, as far as we can tell.   Oh, sure;...

We’ll put this challenge on the pile with the rest of them under a sign that says “vaguely explained.” After all, “wearable art” can mean just about anything to anybody, and it’s not like the judges on this show are known for their consistent application of...

Well, we knew it was going to happen eventually. Not the perennial “retail” challenge (although we did know that was going to happen eventually too); it’s the team format. We knew it was eventually going to yield fucked up results like last night.   We admit, the team...

Darlings, we’re feeling the need for some Paris in our day, aren’t you? Le Bar du Hôtel Plaza Athénée, Paris Gorgeous and comfy. Start a tab. Guest judge Bonnie Brooks, Nina Garcia, Rachel Roy and Heidi Klum So Zac Posen’s really just a part-time Duchess, isn’t he? Tim...

Despite a first ten minutes comprising the following: We were a little bored with the episode. No complaints about that first ten minutes, though. Except for maybe finding Andrew Christian a little precious, but that’s just us.   Big. Black.   Barbie. Brava.   Maybe this...

Okay. Well. We’re supposed to be angry and we’re supposed to say “THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FASHION/IS A TRAVESTY/CHEAPENS THE PROJECT RUNWAY NAME!!!!!” But that ship sailed years ago. PR has always had some form of stagewear challenge and while it isn’t really...

Darlings, we’re too tired to jet off to parts exotic tonight. We’ll meet you in the decidedly less exotic Los Angeles for some comfy seating and mood lighting.   The Edison, Los Angeles Of course, we’re so tired that we might fall asleep on those couches before Project...

To be honest, with the book on deadline and everything, we felt like we couldn’t take on any more TV blogging at the moment, since it’s infinitely more time-consuming than red carpet and celebrity commentary. We made the sad decision to skip the blogging of The Rachel Zoe Project...