Rashida Jones in Erdem at Glamour Awards Jun05

Rashida Jones in Erdem at Glamour Awards

Rashida, we try to be supportive, but it’s kind of hard when you take a really cool, interesting look, and choose the pajamas version.   Rashida Jones attends Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2013 in London in Erdem. Erdem Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Steffi Soede and Stephanie...

Vanity Fair Oscars 2013 Party Red Carpet Rundown Feb26

Vanity Fair Oscars 2013 Party Red Carpet Rundown

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood – Part 3 Oct16

ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood – Part 3

One more time, ladies!   Anna Kendrick in Badgley Mischka Enh. It’s okay. We’d like it more without the sheer panel and the Minnie Mouse shoes.   Busy Philipps in Dolce&Gabbana There’s some sort of “busy” joke just waiting to be made, but...

In or Out: Rashida Jones in Peter Pilotto Oct03

In or Out: Rashida Jones in Peter Pilotto

Miss Rashida’s personal style, which can best be described as “Frumpy secretary crossed with Margot Kidder’s Lois Lane,” does not appeal to us, for the most part. So we should, if we were being perfectly fair, be singing her praises for wearing something like this:...

Rashida Jones in Boy. by Band of Outsiders Aug03

Rashida Jones in Boy. by Band of Outsiders

Now, Rashida, remember:   Rashida Jones makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ wearing a Boy. by Band of Outsiders top. Boy. by Band of Outsiders Raglan silk dog-print dress It’s just a job interview. Don’t be nervous. You’ll do great. Just remember...

Rashida Jones Gets It (Mostly) Right Aug02

Rashida Jones Gets It (Mostly) Right

Rashida, bless her heart, never really figured out how to dress for public appearances. We don’t claim to know Thing One about her true personality, but judging by her many appearances over the years, we think it’s safe to say she’s not particularly comfortable getting all...

Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2 May08

Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

White House Correspondents’ Dinner Red Carpet Apr30

White House Correspondents’ Dinner Red Carpet

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Girl, That’s Not Your Look: Rashida Jones Mar06

Girl, That’s Not Your Look: Rashida Jones

Rashida Jones! No! Bad, Rashida! Very bad! Sorry, for the outburst, but can you blame us? Rashida Jones attends the Amnesty International’s Secret Policeman’s Ball 2012 in NYC in Tanya Taylor. Tanya Taylor Fall 2012 Collection These are … not particularly easy pieces to...

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part TWO Feb28

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part TWO

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Independent Spirit Awards Red Carpet Feb26

Independent Spirit Awards Red Carpet

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...

Marni at H&M Party Red Carpet Feb20

Marni at H&M Party Red Carpet

Darlings, it was the party to celebrate the launch of the  Marni and H&M collection in L.A.! And the celebrities showed up wearing…. Marni for H&M! Quelle surprise! Let’s see how they did without the benefit of stylists. Brace yourselves. Andrea Riseborough Oh, sweetie....

The Art of Elysium Gala Red Carpet Jan18

The Art of Elysium Gala Red Carpet

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

In or Out: Rashida Jones in Giambattista Valli Nov14

In or Out: Rashida Jones in Giambattista Valli

This is one of those looks that we think looks great on first glance, but then all this wrongness starts becoming apparent the longer we view it.   Rashida Jones attends the premiere of “The Muppets” in Los Angeles in Giambattista Valli paired with Jimmy Choo shoes....

2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner May01

2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

Vanity Fair Oscar Party – Part 3 Mar01

Vanity Fair Oscar Party – Part 3

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....