Silver fox Denzel Washington (who will always be “DENZELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!” to Tom, since one of his first film jobs consisted of holding a sign up on the street, telling all the screaming ladies gathered outside the shooting location that they were going to have to be quiet...

In case this morning’s post just wasn’t enough for the fangurls.   ‘Doctor Who’ Matt Smith is featured in the September 2012 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Tom van Schelven and styled by Gareth Scourfield. Red/green checked wool jacket and trousers...

At first we were all, “LOVE THIS LOOK, but man, is that the ugliest clutch we’ve ever seen.”   Eva Mendes goes shopping in West Hollywood carrying a Ralph Lauren bag. Ralph Lauren Covered Lock Cartridge Bag Thankfully, it appears to be a shopping bag held clutch-style....

Well, darlings, the press ramp-up to what is sure to become a media juggernaut has begun. Season three of Downton Abbey (now with added Shirley MacLaine flavor crystals) is heading the world’s way and all the prettier cast members are going to get lots and lots of pictures taken and...

Jessica is a very busy woman, running all over New York, and she doesn’t have time for your silly picture-taking. Let’s assess her.   Jessica Alba out and about in New York City in an Elle Lauri skirt paired with Ralph Lauren platform sandals. Elle Lauri ‘Carrie’...

Miss Katie isn’t quite ready to break out the toothy grins yet – even though she has every reason to do so – which means we’re still in the land of Oh-So Serious-Katie for this post-Cruise press tour. Oh-So-Serious Katie should be the heroine of a series of...

Precious Unborn Fawns, are you, like us, craving an oasis of simple elegance in this frothing sea of attention-whoring known as Comic-Con? As you gaze at the endless shots of shiny women in painful shoes or smirking guys who need a shave, don’t you find yourself longing for a beautiful...

Who’s up for a tall, cool glass of Ri right now?   Rihanna is featured in the August 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Camilla Akrans and styled by Mel Ottenberg.   Balmain Fall 2012 Collection Tom Ford Fall 2012 Collection Ralph Lauren Fall 2012...

It’s all about the gals on the street today, for some reason. We’re bored with red carpets at the moment.   Eva Mendes picks up some flowers in LA carrying a Ralph Lauren bag. Ralph Lauren Covered Lock Cartridge Bag Is it us or does she consistently dress better when...

Minions with especially good memories might recall that we recently told Nicole Kidman to go to hell for adding to the string of near-perfect ladystar looks coming out of Cannes this month. Also: this. Certainly, as bitchy fashion bloggers, we support any ladystar who gets it right, but, also...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger anyway?   Renée Zellweger featured in the May 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Russia photographed by Simon Upton and styled by Michael Dye. Hair: Ryan Trygstad. Makeup: Kristofer Buckle. All gowns by Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren Spring 2012...

Ah, the much-maligned pantsuit. We never quite got why people put it down so readily. If you ask us, the average pantsuit is a far less egregious fashion crime than the average jumpsuit. And it’s one of the most adaptable of a woman’s clothing options. Of course, like so many...

Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

Kittens, one of the trends for the fall collections was metallic gold. We hesitate to say “It’s BACK!” in the manner of the average fashion mag because metallics never really go away. They just recede for a while before the zeitgeist resurrects them in a big way.   Elie...

Emmy dashed out the door without even thinking about how she looked, you guys. Ralph Lauren The Crocodile Ricky Bag It is a total coincidence that she’s dressed to the nines while walking down a street being photographed and you should be ashamed to think otherwise, you judgmental...

You can’t avoid it, darlings! The Hunger Games juggernaut eventually devours everyone in its path. It’s best to just accept it. The good news is it’s going to give us all plenty of opportunities to be judgmental about how celebrities dress. And isn’t that what...

We almost never start the day off with an editorial. We don’t know why, but we tend to see them as afternoon and evening posts; something pretty to look at when you’re in the midst of or near the end of the day. Of course it’s a silly thing to think about because the number...