Darlings, it’s another Sausage Friday and we feel the need to kick this one off in style. Ladies, prepare for egg-drop in T-minus 5…:   Chris Pine heads out to ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ screening in New York City in a Ralph Lauren pinstripe suit. BAM. You’re...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

It has shaken out, after our mumbling, heavy-lidded, cat-infested 7 am editorial meeting, that the topics du jour Chez T Lo will be quite sausage-heavy today. Lots of boys on the roster. It’s XY Friday, darlings. Hit it, Chris:   Chris Pine attends the UK premiere of ‘Star...

We have to give Chris credit. He’s been quietly putting the effort in on his poledancing looks for some time now, and he’s clearly cultivating a specific look for himself.   Chris Pine attends the premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Berlin in Ralph Lauren....

Since we gushed all over Matt Bomer’s Clark Kent hotness yesterday, we felt it only proper to do a solid for the real deal and feature the latest actor to don the red cape, the delicious Henry Cavill and his soulful baby blues: Henry Cavill covers the June 2013 issue of GQ UK magazine...

Gotta give it up for GOOPy, this is gorgeously dramatic.   Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball at Rockefeller Center in New York City in a Ralph Lauren gown accessorized with Tiffany & Co. jewelry and Jimmy Choo shoes. And it’s kind of refreshing to see...

Tay-Tay looks kind of awkwardly cute here.   Taylor Swift heads out and about in New York City. Ralph Lauren Slim-Fit Cable Cashmere. Ray-Ban Original Wayfarer. Mark Cross Scottie Large Flap Satchel. If we had to come up with a mental picture of her street style, something along these...

Josh took this moment; a moment when all kinds of attention was being paid to him, to demonstrate his acting skills and range. Hey, it’s hard out there for an actor sometimes. Here’s Robot-Josh:   Josh Duhamel attends the premiere of ‘Safe Haven’ in Los Angeles in...

Let’s get away from the gowns and the politics for a moment and wallow in some hip-chick style, shall we? Evan Rachel Wood attends ‘The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman’ premiere during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in a Ralph Lauren Purple Label suit. This is an...

We did the gay gasp. Truly. Taylor attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in a Ralph Lauren Collection gown accessorized with Sutra earrings and a Le Vian ring. No, we don’t like the bar fight eye makeup,  but that’s beside the point. She looks sexy, stylish and most important...

We’re going to a screening party of the new Downton Abbey season tomorrow night and half the cast is going to be there! Neener-neener! Jealous, bitches? We went to the same event last year and it’s one hell of a shock to see the cast in modern dress; especially the ladies, who all...

We’re trying very hard to like this: Freida Pinto attends the ‘Life of PI’ Opening Gala during day one of the 9th Annual Dubai International Film Festival in a Ralph Lauren dress paired with a Ferragamo clutch and Charlotte Olympia sandals. After all, it’s Freida Pinto...

Darlings, as we, the American Bitter Kittens, prepare to celebrate that most American of holidays (ethnic exploitation + stuffing your face), let’s all turn to our favorite German to provide us with a little fun and glamour. And hair. Lots and lots of hair.   Heidi Klum covers the...

Chris Pine attends the UK premiere of ‘Rise of the Guardians’ in Ralph Lauren Purple Label.     [Photo Credit: Solarpix/PR...

Tay looks like the photographer just told her she’s fat or something: Taylor Swift covers the December 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Paola Kudacki and styled by Beth Fenton. Don’t cry, Tay! Write a song about how mean photographers are! On what she...

Vogue inexplicably chose one of the least flattering pictures of Anne Hathaway we’ve ever seen for the cover of its December issue:   Anne Hathaway covers the December 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz and styled by Tonne Goodman. Seriously. She looks...

Here’s some pretty for you, gals: the men of Downton Abbey wearing the latest in fashion, styled to look like the latest in Edwardian fashion.   Hugh Bonneville in Ede & Ravenscroft GQ UK December 2012 Issue Editorial: “To The Manor Worn’ Photographer: Charlie Gray...

Homeland star (and current Lorenzo crush) Damian Lewis gets the GQ treatment from… oh, just guess.   Star of ‘Homeland’ Damien Lewis is featured in the November 2012 issue of GQ magazine photographed by Ben Watts. Bomber jacket, $2,125 by J.Lindeberg. Shirt, $245 by...

You know how we always say, “Darlings, here’s a pretty boy for you to get over the hump today?” Well, to hell with that, GQ is serving up MAN. Coat, $2,295, shirt, $295, tie, $155, and pants, $495, by Ralph Lauren Black Label. Pocket square, $40 by Polo Ralph Lauren. Tie...

Silver fox Denzel Washington (who will always be “DENZELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!” to Tom, since one of his first film jobs consisted of holding a sign up on the street, telling all the screaming ladies gathered outside the shooting location that they were going to have to be quiet...

In case this morning’s post just wasn’t enough for the fangurls.   ‘Doctor Who’ Matt Smith is featured in the September 2012 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Tom van Schelven and styled by Gareth Scourfield. Red/green checked wool jacket and trousers...