Isn’t it kind of funny how, upon viewing the smoking wreckage of the Met Gala red carpet, we naively declared that we were totally sick of gowns and we didn’t want to see them anymore? To quote Cher the Lesser, “AS IF.” Besides, this merited some observation: ...
Oscars 2013 Red Carpet RundownAll right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up... IN or OUT: Queen LatifahAnybody catch the Steel Magnolias remake? How was it? Our Sunday night viewing was all eaten up by Homeland, Boardwalk Empire, and Revenge. Should we try and catch it or is it not worth the time? Queen Latifah attends the 4th Annual Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon Presented by... In or Out: Queen Latifah in David MeisterNot quite WERQ-worthy, but we still did a tiny gay gasp when these pictures showed up. Alas, our euphoria was short-lived. Queen Latifah attends the premiere of “Joyful Noise” in LA in a David Meister dress paired with Sutra earrings. David Meister Ruched Long Sleeve Dress... VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul – StageT Lo just can’t stop celebrating VH1′s Divas Celebrates Soul, darlings. Let’s all judge what the self-proclaimed divas wore on stage, shall we? Mary J. Blige Okay, maybe that last outfit’s not quite as friendly to her as she hoped, but she doesn’t need us telling... Cover Girl: Queen Latifah for Essence MagazineWe were cycling through a bunch of January cover girls, and to a woman, they all had that “YAY! It’s the NEW YEAR and RESOLUTIONS ARE FUN!” open-mouthed grin. Queen Latifah was the only one who made it work. Queen Latifah covers the January 2012 issue of Essence magazine. If... American Music Awards 2011: The StageThe Oscars and Emmys don’t pull the nominees out of the audience and make them re-enact scenes from their nominated performances so red carpet posts tend to suffice for coverage. But with the AMAs, where half the audience gets their own number onstage, there are multiple opportunities... Dolce & Gabbana Party in LondonYou guys, there was a Dolce & Gabbana party hosted by Net-a-Porter and Mr. Porter at Westfield in London and none of us were invited. Let’s be bitter about it and rag on all the attendees. Or some of the attendees. The attendees most likely to get us hits. Hit it, bitches. Kelly... Oscars 2009 – Part 3Meryl Streep wearing Alberta Ferretti, Fred Leighton jewels and a Ferragamo clutch. Oh Mary Louise. On the one hand, we think this is the best you’ve looked on the red carpet in ages; on the other hand, we’re distressed that you’re still dressing as if you’re... |