Hey, remember that guy Tim who used to mentor the designers and offer them heartwarming moments of encouragement? They let him out of his cage for this episode! Seriously, this was a cute moment and it made us miss the days where Tim had moments like this practically every episode. We...

Darlings, we have to say we’re impressed with our commentariat. People often ask us*, “T Lo, how do you manage to find so many things to say about Project Runway day in and day out?” And the simple answer is, “We can pretty much run our mouths off on any topic that...

All right, you judgmental bitches. LINE UP. Tuxedo Jacket and Pants by ALC. Fenton-Fallon Jewelry. It’s very sharp and photographs well. Not to mention, it’s flattering if you’re spending all your time on camera sitting down. Love that necklace she’s wearing and her...

Ugh.Where to begin? A bird challenge at first seemed kind of arbitrary and weird, but the more we thought about it, the more we were okay with it – or would have been if they hadn’t mucked around with it so much. On the surface, it was a fine idea; designers take inspirations from...

At the time, we were hoping Anthony Ryan was a finalist because he had one of the stronger collections shown that day. Pitched as a sort of love letter to his hometown of New Orleans (with the still-visible water marks from the Katrina flooding referenced in the blue makeup on the...

Oh, Miss Kimberly. You are making us very sad. We think you’ve got the talent and the style to go all the way in this competition but your work is getting weaker and weaker with each challenge. And how you managed to squeak by without comment this week is a mystery to us. Because this...

We’re at that point in a Project Runway season that we find ourselves every year, when the commentariat seems to hate certain designers way more than we do. We think Laura’s hilarious. Probably unintentionally so, but still; she’s constantly shooting off her mouth and...

  One of the best things about Bert as a contestant – and probably the number one reason why the other contestants are threatened by him – is that he’s an utter pro when he’s on that runway talking to the judges. He knows his references and he knows how to explain...

Could it be, kittens? Could it be possible that the cracks are finally showing in the narcissistic facade? Because this was the first time this season where it seemed like all of the designers and even all of the judges were aware of his shortcomings, both the creative ones and the...

Viktor’s slowly inching up the ladder to become our favorite of the season. Whether through editing or through self-awareness, we’re no longer getting the lame attempts at a catchphrase (“Oh my Lord of the Rings” was never as clever as he seemed to think), but he...

Here’s some judging: WE HATE YOU YOU’RE STUPID GOODBYE. Aw, we can’t stay mad. We can, however, judge. Nina is wearing a Miu Miu dress. It’s chic and breezy in that summer kind of way. Love the edginess added by the dog collar necklace. The shoes could have been a...

We’re not gonna do it. We refuse, kittens. We just can’t spend another Friday morning getting all ragey at the judges and/or producers. Rage, after all, indicates a high level of engagement; an interest in the outcome. Rage means the producers have done their jobs. Well,...

Precious Moments never got the chance during the competition to show the judges what he’s capable of. Or at least, what he prefers to do. He struggled mightily (to our eternal annoyance) with pretty much all the constraints of producing a garment in a gameshow setting and under gameshow...

Oh God. Let’s just get this over with. We have absolutely no recollection of this look. We kind of love this guy because he’s laughing his ass off in every picture. Wouldn’t you? “Who looks ridiculous? THIS guy!” That fabric is hideous, but we like the red piping...

Who’s a little teapot? YOU are!   …     …   Look, we’ll freely admit that Bert’s entry was definitely one of the better ones and that he made some smart decisions, but we’re still finding it hard to work up the words to discuss any of...

It’s time for that annual T Lo tradition of ripping the Project Runway decoy collections, darlings! Not to be mean, but we don’t think anyone in that tent believed for a second that Bryce was presenting anything other than a decoy collection. He’d failed to wow the judges in...

Ohhhhh, NOW we get it. This was Project Runway’s first foray into the brand new COMEDIC reality television genre. Of course. The designers must have been ordered to make the funniest, most ridiculous outfits they could think of. It all makes sense now, right? Because there’s just...

All right, you judgmental bitches. Its your turn to be assessed. Sit still and LIKE IT. Well…he’s Adam Lambert. How do you score that? He’s dressed like Adam Lambert. That’s the schtick. Nothing wrong with the look and it suits him just fine, but it’s as much a...

Here’s what we don’t get.   Corky St. Clair here. We REALLY don’t get him. But that’s not our point. Our point is, if you wanted to do a rock and roll-style challenge, why didn’t they just do “Dress My Husband, The Recording Artist known as...

Yes, there are still looks to discuss from last week’s Project Runway, kittens. Let’s get to it.   Ooooh, Kimberley, girl. We want to applaud your every move because you’re just so refreshingly drama-free, but we can’t really get behind this one. That’s a...

The judges nailed it: cheerleader uniform. You could argue that, at worst, this is a simple but relatively inoffensive dress. It’s got a certain retro style to it and it does suit her to a T.   But that’s the problem. Anthony essentially remade a couple of dresses that were...