Jesus, Mary and Oprah, darlings; WE NEED A DRINK.   Gilt Bar, New York City Join us, won’t you? We’re hot; we want carbs, and Yahoo! Sports linked to our Serena Williams post, sending droves of horny fanboys our way and causing the site to go all kinds of cray-cray for an...

Hey, remember that show Project Runway? Here are some reminders: This is the collection we will discuss today. It’s admirably cohesive. Smells a little bit more like a resort collection than workwear, though.   Here are the designers of this collection. We will make them cry at...

Otherwise known as The Week Everyone Gave Up And Dressed Like Michael. Actually, we like a lot about these looks. It’s just that everyone took it down a notch this week, for whatever reason. Maybe it was the whole “@Work” thing. Maybe Heidi thinks office workers wear tight...

All things considered, what with all the shrieking and poo-flinging going on in the monkey cage that the workroom has become, both teams produced a lineup of looks that eachhad their ups and downs, but mostly came across as competent if unexciting entries. In other words, for all the drama,...

So Heidi pulls out her Big Bag o’ Crazy (now with added tassle action)…   And Nina pops out!   Everyone is thrilled.   “Blah blah blah. Marie Claire @Work blah blah. Designers, it really doesn’t matter. We’re going to apply arbitrary criticisms...

Darlings, what would a T Lounge be without a gigantic fucking disco ball hanging over our heads all night threatening to come crashing down on all of us unless we turn the beat around, got to be real, toot-toot, hey, beep-beep? Boring is what. Wyld Bar, W Hotel, London So put your cha cha...

Hit it, hos! Alicia Hardesty We would seriously love everything here if it fit her correctly. As it is, the poor gal looks as hung as a gay porn star in those pants.     Elena Slivnyak We give her a lot of credit for figuring out a way to marry her aesthetic to sportswear, but if...

  Look at the Duchess in his white jeans! You go, girl! We’re still not gonna bother rating you, though.   Heidi Klum Wow. Kors needs to get some sleep! While the nerd in us (i.e., Tom) appreciates Heidi’s salute to The Legion of Doom‘s Giganta …  ...

  Before we get to ripping his dress, we have a few words to say to this one. GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELF, QUEEN. It’s not all about you.   We were sympathetic when he expressed some anxiety that he was the reason Andrea bolted. But then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about...

And now, a melodrama, in three acts. ACT 1: The Michael Kors flagship store, morning.   “Designers, welcome to the flagship store of Michael Kors!” “Hi guys. Stay on the rug, please.”   “Designers, before we tell you about your next challenge, we have...

  Buffi Jashanmal and Elena Slivnyak Laura Bennett (Season 3) It’s funny. We’ve been friends with Laura for so long now (almost 6 years), that we forget everyone else isn’t that lucky. During the episode, twitter and the T LOunge lit up with “It’s Laura! I...

The sweet, creamy crack smoke was wafting through the air of that studio, kittens. Gunnar Deatherage and Kooan Kosuke Irina Shabayeva (Season 6) We figure you want some sort of examination or breakdown of this look, as well as a reaction to the fact that it wound up in the top, vying for the...

What an odd little episode. We found ourselves, upon waking, questioning whether it really happened the way we remembered it. Bizarre blocking in a public space, with Tim standing so far away from the designers he has to yell at them? Check. Clumsily obnoxious product placement or obnoxiously...

Darlings, we’re at the end! All the dresses you totally forgot about! And with good reason!   Christopher Palu Materials: Licorice, rock candy. Absolutely no memory of this dress at all. It’s fine, but it’s really stiff, and the candy’s pretty sloppily applied....

Actually, it was candy nobody wanted, going by the judges’ scores, who placed all of these in the uncommented-upon middle. Thankfully, we are here to comment on them. Alicia Hardesty Materials: Jelly beans, sour strips, gumballs Hey, you guys! The Jolly Green Giant has a little sister!...

Tops and bottoms, kittens! Hit it, hos!   Sonjia Williams Materials: Gummy sharks, jelly beans, gumballs For our money, Tootie’s was the one that truly fulfilled the spirit of the challenge. The judges kept going on about “the joy of candy” and we think this look nails...

Darlings, it was the unconventional materials challenge! And everyone from Tim to Heidi was there to remind the designers “THIS IS OUR FAVORITE CHALLENGE EVER!” “WE’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR TEN SEASONS!!!!” “FUN! AREN’T YOU HAVING FUN?!?”...

We’re in the homestretch, kittens. You can do this. Just put one foot in front of the other and FORM SOME OPINIONS. Now MOVE IT, minions.   Alicia Hardesty Alicia was the sapphic sister with the dreads, since we figure y’all need some reminding about anyone who wasn’t...

Surprise, darlings! We’re spitting out content on a Sunday because we just can’t stay away from ripping those PR bitches. Of course, in all likelihood, you spent your Sunday out in the sun, like regular people, and are reading this days later while you’re trying to look busy...

It’s time once again to turn the tables on the judges. As always, Kors remains not worth including in the discussion. We love the Duchess but his uniform is boring. Unlike red carpet outfits, the judges on Project Runway have to consider (or at least, should consider) how the outfit is...

Darlings, are you all ready for tomorrow night? And if you ask, “Why? What’s happening tomorrow night?” we will weep over your ignorance and question your Bitter Kitten-ness. It is, after all, the premiere of Project Runway’s tenth season, and to celebrate this...