You heard us.   Mr. Press Release: “There is no “I” in “TEAM” but there is in “FASHION!” Project Runway’s Season 11 returns with a twist that throws 16 eager designers into a panic when they discover they will be participating in the series’ first-ever TEAMS EDITION, premiering...

“Hello, Designers! We are standing here for no good reason! Really! This setting has nothing whatsoever to do with the challenge you are about to undertake! By the way, can you even hear me right now?”   “What?” “Did she say something?” “The sun...

Dress modestly, ladies! We’re heading off to DUBAI, where the money flows like honey!   Cirque du Soir Bar and Club, Dubai It’s about time we all headed out to someplace cray-cray, right? Guest judges Lala Anthony and Kylie Minogue with Isaac Mizrahi, Georgina Chapman and...

What a total snooze of an episode. A “make a pretty dress” challenge that they tried to – pun unintended- dress up with a totally unrelated visit to the High Line and the imposition of a “green” restriction, which really only meant that the designers were all...

It’s Thursday, darlings! And we all know what that means! Time to celebrate that it’s the day before the day the weekend starts! The end is in sight, y’all! Now let’s all jet off to Munich and sit in a dark bar, looking mysterious, shall we? The Martini Club, Munich...

  Y’know? This was a pretty good challenge, as so-called “avant garde” challenges go. Androgyny can be tough for some designers – especially the ones in this lot, who probably figured they could make it through the competition churning out pretty dresses until the...

We’re back in business, darlings! Tonight, we’re jetting off to SHANGHAI!   CLOUD 9 Bar at Grand Hyatt Shanghai Gorgeous, no? We’ll start a tab.   Isaac Mizrahi, Georgina Chapman, Carolyn Murphy and guest judges Jason Wu and Robert Rodriguez. Boys tonight, kittens....

All things considered, this wasn’t a terrible episode. There was some slightly entertaining interpersonal drama, mostly coming from the privileged direction of privileged girl Laura “Privileged” Kathleen, who just doesn’t privileged-understand why all those...

You know why we love the T LOunge posts, darlings? They’re so freaking EASY.   Drayton Bar, Berlin Slap up a couple bar pictures, write a line (if that) about that night’s Project Runway episode, and hand the keys over to the Bitter Kittens for the night. If we could get away...

This wasn’t a bad episode at all. Granted, that says something about the season that we started off our recap with that sentence, but still. It had some energy and life to it, which is more than we can say about prior All-Star episodes.   It helped that this was the first real,...

Who needs a drink right now? We do, darlings! And so do you, even if it’s just a mineral water or Diet Coke. You deserve a night of fabulosity, don’t you?   Duck & Waffle Bar, Heron Tower, London Fabulous! But bring a cushion, because we don’t plan on leaving until...

  Put on your cha-cha heels, bitches, because we’re all heading out to the DISCO!   We sympathize, Uli. This was one poorly defined challenge. “Disco” isn’t a design brief; it’s just a descriptor – and it’s such a broad descriptor that you...

Darlings, it’s a post-Sandy T LOunge tonight! We’re feeling the need to escape the downed trees and generall yuckiness outside our door and imaginary-jet off to Sydney for the night. Who’s with us? Water Bar in Sydney, Australia Fabulous. Guest Judge Rafe with Isaac Mizrahi,...

The word for today is “onward,” darlings. Let us not linger on the events of the past; let us not fret over events yet to come; let us only move ever onward, to new challenges. Sorry. We’re awash in political ads at the moment. Anyway, Project Runway NEVER STOPS and you...

That’s right, bitches! Because that Project Runway train keeps rolling right along.   Beaufort Bar at the Savoy, London Pip, pip, kittens. We’re going all posh tonight. Yes, darlings, it’s the latest Project Runway All-Stars! Oh, God. We just realized we’re out of...

Hit it, ladies!   Nina Garcia in Lanvin Lanvin Fall 2012 Collection She killed it. Her last couple of outfits have bored us just a little, but this is hitting all our buttons. And it’s a great way to work the black she favors while still bringing some glamour to the proceedings....

We had all kinds of harrumphing planned for this one, but we’re feeling mellow so we’ll just say this: some people just don’t come off well when they’re under pressure and on camera. Miss Palu here had quite the little hissy fit and melt down, but in the end, we...

There was a moment last night when we could have sworn Melissa was getting the winner’s edit. After all, not just Project Runway, but pretty much all competitive reality shows just love a good Hail Mary pass at the last second, from an underdog. And while we generally like her...

There’s always a huge difference between how a collection looks in pictures versus how it looks in person. For some reason, with this finale, there was a MASSIVE difference between how they all looked on television versus how they looked in person, more so than in past seasons, we...

Okay, well. That happened. We have to laugh, because we sat down and did a tally and only three times in the history of the show did the person we want to win, win it; Jay McCarroll, Leanne Marshall, and Seth Aaron Henderson. Clearly, us and those judges? We don’t see eye to eye. But...

Darlings, since it’s the season finale, let’s do things up in STYLE! Grab your panties and your passports, dolls, we’re jetting off to Hong Kong tonight! Ozone bar located at the Ritz-Carlton in Hong Kong. How fabulous is THAT? Don’t come if you’re prone to...