Darlings, it’s comforting to know that in its tenth season, Project Runway can still deliver high entertainment value with a side of camp.   We’re going to say it: This is the best Project Runway season in several years. It suffers from a lack of any truly astonishing...

Kittens, we miss Fashion Week. It was exhausting, and in many ways infuriating, but goddamn if that isn’t quite the high to get over when it’s all said and done. On the other hand, we’ve had donuts, a pizza and burgers since we got home, so there’s that.  The...

  We were quite surprised (as were most people, we suspect) when Gunnar’s collection started walking down that runway. An African tribal-themed collection would have been pretty much the very last thing anyone would have expected coming from him. On that level, we salute him. On...

Let’s wrap this up, bitches. We saved the least interesting for last, so this will be a very short post.    Elena HORRENDOUS print. Truly so awful that we think she should have been up for elimination on that design alone. But we have to admit, we love what she did with it. The...

Hit it, attention hos.   Heidi Klum There’s something wrong with a dress that makes Heidi Klum look hairy and flat-chested. Nothing else need be said   This Week’s Score: 2/5 Cumulative S10 Score: 3.329/5     Anya Ayoung-Chee As Anya looks go, this is pretty...

  Sonjia Williams We really liked this. We weren’t crazy about the print, which looked, to our eyes, to be based on Native American designs. If Sonjia was referencing a Native American heritage, we never heard her say it, so we were a little puzzled as to the significance. But she...

Is it safe yet to say that this season is … pretty okay? Like, not teeth-gnashingly awful in the manner of the immediately preceding seasons? Because the presence of Mondo and Anya served to remind us how frustrating we found both their seasons for all the camera-whoring and producer...

Hello, kittens. The Art Room, Paris We are heading home from Fashion Week, to our real-world kittens and their no doubt lousy attitudes after 8 nights of us not serving as their personal mattresses. We are also heading home and practically jumping (if we can muster the energy) into shitty...

It pains us to have to revisit this shitty fashion while surrounded by decidedly less shitty fashion during Non-Shitty Fashion Week. But we’ll do it for you, kittens. And for the sake of completion. As God is our witness, we’ll never let a dress go unremarked upon again! Onward!...

Darlings, we didn’t forget about that little show that launched our careers, we promise you. We’ll always take time out from our busy fashion weeking to bitch about the judges’ outfits a little.   Anna Sui in Anna Sui That is a really adorable dress, we have to say....

This looks like the opening of a fabulous adventure show about a designer, a model, a fashion editor, and an entertainer who travel the world committing acts of espionage while looking fabulous. This shot would take place on a helipad. Or possibly with a huge explosion fireballing behind...

The finale collections are in no particular order and we’ll be uploading more photos as they become available. So, keep refreshing, darlings! Sonjia Williams Ven Budhu       [Photo Credit:...

The finale collections are in no particular order and we’ll be uploading more photos as they become available. So, keep refreshing, darlings! Fabio Costa   Gunnar Deatherage   Melissa Fleis       [Photo Credit:...

The finale collections are in no particular order and we’ll be uploading more photos as they become available. So, keep refreshing, darlings!   Christopher Palu Dmitry Sholokhov   Elena Slivnyak       [Photo Credit:...

Despite a really bad first half-hour, last night’s episode was one of the better ones this season. Which is funny, because that first half-hour was one of the worst things we’d ever seen on the show. It’s hilarious how they try to come up with variations on team challenges...

Lincoln Center, bitches!   The Empire Hotel Rooftop Bar, NYC Let’s all meet on the rooftop of the Empire! It’ll only be a 1-minute elevator ride for us. See that view? Go down about ten stories and that’s the view outside our hotel room this lovely Fashion Week....

Hey, remember that show Project Runway, about people with accents shrieking at each other over dresses?   Dmitry Sholokhov Shoot us; we’re about to use the much-overused term, “meme.” It seems the meme for season 10 is “Dmitry keeps getting robbed.” And...

Hit it, ladies! Heidi Klum in Dolce&Gabbana Dear members of the Project Runway judging panel: We’ve spent the last six years coming up with creative ways to describe dresses. As professionals in this sphere, we beg you to stop defaulting to “disco ball” every time...

Really, these dresses aren’t worth the time it’s going to take to discuss them. In fact, during last night’s judging session, we all bemoaned how much nothing was coming out of those flapping mouths on the judging panel. Whole lotta words spilled over boring garments. And...

Okay, Jay McCarroll and his boyfriend Matthew showed up with two bottles of wine AND a bottle of tequila just before the episode started last night. Can we just say? In six years of blogging this show, we’ve never actually started off a Thursday night viewing session with a shot of...

Bar La Vue, Paris Darlings, unlike last week, when we needed a drink because we had a shitastic day, this week we’re raising our glasses in CELEBRATION! Why? Because it was a very good week for T Lo. Also: perhaps we shouldn’t turn to drink so much. In other exciting news, we are...