Hit it, ladies!   Nina Garcia in Lanvin Lanvin Fall 2012 Collection She killed it. Her last couple of outfits have bored us just a little, but this is hitting all our buttons. And it’s a great way to work the black she favors while still bringing some glamour to the proceedings....

We had all kinds of harrumphing planned for this one, but we’re feeling mellow so we’ll just say this: some people just don’t come off well when they’re under pressure and on camera. Miss Palu here had quite the little hissy fit and melt down, but in the end, we...

There was a moment last night when we could have sworn Melissa was getting the winner’s edit. After all, not just Project Runway, but pretty much all competitive reality shows just love a good Hail Mary pass at the last second, from an underdog. And while we generally like her...

There’s always a huge difference between how a collection looks in pictures versus how it looks in person. For some reason, with this finale, there was a MASSIVE difference between how they all looked on television versus how they looked in person, more so than in past seasons, we...

Okay, well. That happened. We have to laugh, because we sat down and did a tally and only three times in the history of the show did the person we want to win, win it; Jay McCarroll, Leanne Marshall, and Seth Aaron Henderson. Clearly, us and those judges? We don’t see eye to eye. But...

Darlings, since it’s the season finale, let’s do things up in STYLE! Grab your panties and your passports, dolls, we’re jetting off to Hong Kong tonight! Ozone bar located at the Ritz-Carlton in Hong Kong. How fabulous is THAT? Don’t come if you’re prone to...

Now comes the portion of our Project Runway blogging where we struggle mightily to remain entertaining and do everything we can to tamp down the bile and not sound like bitter fanboys who didn’t get the ending they wanted. It gets harder and harder each year. And people ask, “T...

Darlings, who wants to jet off to Paris and hit a fabulous bar where we can all lean back in our chairs and see what we’d look like with facelifts? We do! Ciel de Paris, Montparnasse Tower Oh, right. The Final Four, which will probably wind up being the Final Three. We hate to say it,...

Of all the finale collections, Sonjia’s was the most disappointing. We thought she showed great promise during the competition and figured early on that she was going to be a contender, but what walked out was awkward and derivative, which were two words that had never occurred to us to...

We said last week it was gonna be a showdown once Zoe perched in her chair and Miss Nina certainly returned to form, but we’re starting to worry that Heidi’s thrown all her mirrors (as well as her common sense) out the window along with her baby daddy.   Heidi Klum in ASOS...

Let’s clear the decks, darlings. Fabio Costa Making a jacket that can be worn up or down was a really clever idea on Fabio’s part and it could arguably be described as “avant garde.” Unfortunately, it – and the rest of the look – is just plain ugly.  ...

Darlings, it was the so-called “avant-garde” challenge! Where the designers are all let out of their cages and taken to a designer park, where they are free to run wild, chase frisbees, pee in bushes, and sniff other designers’ butts! But NO HUMPING. BAD DESIGNER! BAD!...

Kittens after seeing ourselves under the harsh lighting of reality television, we’re in the mood for something a little more flattering. Grab your panties and your passport, dolls, because we’re heading to Amsterdam!   NJOY Bar in Amsterdam Zoe Saldana, Nina Garcia, Michael...

When Project Runway made the switch from having 4 or 5 collections at the finale, and giving the designers several months to put them together, to having as much as ten collections at the finale and giving the designers much less time to put them together, the quality of the finale...

It’s mommy vs. mommy vs. mommy this week darlings, with The Duchess once again getting disqualified for being boring. And speaking of boring, what’s up with the second all-B&W panel in a row? At least there was a little bit of bling this time. Which mommy kicked the most ass?...

Hit it, Babies! Dmitry Sholokhov While we liked the cape effect once you unzipped the hood, we have to admit it looked a little odd zipped up. Otherwise, it’s a really great look. It’s got a sense of whimsy to it and the graphic qualities (plus the cape) makes it the kind of...

Just remember, kittens. They did a stiltwalker challenge once. “Designers, welcome to Babies R Us, the store with the grammatically dubious name that none of you have ever entered! And check out Heidi’s fucked up eye makeup while you’re here!” “I let one of my...

Darlings, once again, Daddy and Daddy need a DRINK. Lotus Lounge and Bar, DC It’s just been one of those weeks, you know? One of those “We have ten million things to do before Friday oh and THANK YOU JESUS for rendering our toilet inoperable for THREE DAYS on top of it....

Darlings, if we do this, do you promise to not mention his name every time you see a fabric rose? We were mighty annoyed while we watched this collection walk the runway and tweeted our disapproval throughout. But now, weeks later, we see that it really wasn’t a bad collection at all....

Isn’t it odd that the judges all dressed in stark black and white? Especially for a Rockette’s challenge? Not that we expected showgirl costumes, but you’d think the ladies would’ve wanted to go for a little glitter and color.   Heidi Klum Heidi takes the prize...

Hit it, Mockettes!   Dmitry Sholokhov Oooooh, the Bitter Kittens aren’t going to like us for this one, but we agree with the judges’ decision and completely understand why this didn’t get the win. It’s absolutely true that it’s a sophisticated dancer’s...