Ah, Godspell. How you shaped our ’70s Catholic school childhoods by influencing an entire generation of semi-closeted nuns to pick up their guitars and force us to learn half the songbook. Do they still have guitar masses? Or did all those Birkenstock’d nuns finally drop the veil...

  Bijou Club, UK Yes, darlings, the T LOunge is OPEN! Fashion Week exhaustion couldn’t slow these two bitches down!  Now pack your bags and – You know what? Mommy’s tired. It’s all about Broadway baby, when the designers compete for their Broadway debut. The award...

Hey, remember Project Runway? We’re not so caught up in Fashion Week and awards shows that we’d forget to post about it, though. Just took a little time getting here, is all. Didn’t love it, but didn’t hate it either. In fact, we got what she was going for and we...

Sharpen your knives and get your pitchforks, kittens. T Lo has an unapproved opinion. Again. We didn’t love this, but not for the reasons you might think. Sure, it was juvenile and impractical, but welcome to the world of fashion. We had less of an issue with those aspects of the design...

We LOVED this look: And we definitely would have picked it for the win. It was easily the most high fashion of all the looks walking that runway. We think the pants are somewhat oddly fitted but the top is so bold-looking and so classically chic that we’re a bit disappointed she...

Kara Totally forgot about this one. The hats certainly were popular this week, weren’t they? It’s not bad. Well, the pants are bad, but the idea behind the outfit is sound and we like the way she combined the fabrics. The top’s probably a little too interesting for its own...

Can we just say… That we love how Austin and his model look like a matched pair? He dressed to match her outfit. How can you not love that? And how could the judges not love this enough to declare it the win? Mondo’s was cute and all, but this was, to our eyes, a much more...

Rami This signaled a return to form for our little Palestinian Muscle Mary. It’s not perfect, and it’s not Rami-tastic drapery, but it’s definitely a step in the right direction for him. The hat ruined it. We think it’s safe to say that Rami has great design skills,...

This is going to sound more negative than we mean it to – because we really did think this was a fun episode – but we kinda felt like a fun challenge like this was wasted on a bunch of All-Stars who are all too aware of the presence of cameras and how they’re coming across....

Darlings, you’ll be happy to know that comfy seating and flattering lighting is back on the menu. Vanity Night Club in Las Vegas Let’s all order something colorful that comes in a martini glass, darlings. Then, let’s all have sex with a stranger. Not the same one, of course....

Austin We thought this dress absolutely should have been in the Top 3. It’s unbelievably standard in a lot of ways and felt like a direct appeal to Georgina since this could have been a Marchesa creation. It’s not a dress we haven’t seen before, that’s true. But...

Kenley Here’s the thing about Kenley, from our perspective: She makes very, very good clothes.   In fact, she makes the kinds of clothes that would fly off a rack. What she doesn’t make, as far as we’re concerned, is very interesting clothes from a design perspective....

Anthony Like everyone else this week, Anthony pulled something out of his trickbag. It’s probably a dress he’s made a hundred times before. It’s certainly a dress we’ve seen a hundred times before. All this folded, tricky, origami-style stuff is very much in...

  This is something Carol Burnett would have worn when she was taking questions from the audience, which makes it pretty perfectly Mondo, in a lot of ways.   It’s fun in a campy, retro-’70s “Ethel Merman sings disco” kind of way, but it’s nothing to get...

Last week it was muppets, this week everyone gets an ice cream cone. Before this season’s out the finalists will all be in diapers at the rate they’re going.   Enh. It was just another “make a pretty dress” challenge, just as we thought. The only twists being that...

Darlings, lets all head back to our favorite bar in Edinburgh, shall we? Only, we hope you don’t mind if we sleep a bit on the imaginary first class flight over. We’re still sick, dammit. Bar Missoni in Edingburgh, United Kingdom But not so sick we can’t get worked up over...

Anthony This might be the best thing Anthony’s ever done on the show. Seriously. We think the feathers might be a bit too heavily applied and the skirt just slightly overworked,  but this is one of the few times Anthony’s sent something out that looks like it could be walking a...

We’re so ready to be done talking about Miss Piggy dresses, but we still have THREE more to go after this post. Hold us, kittens. Jerell No memory of this dress at all. None whatsoever. Clearly, we blocked it from our memories because it was too traumatic. Hideous. How was this not in...

Kenley We don’t get it.   Why was this outfit getting any praise at all? It barely works on a human body – even the rarefied bodies of models. The skirt’s okay, but the bustline is just odd-looking and we can’t imagine it working on a puppet that has neither...

We thought this was a spectacular effort on Rami’s part and perfectly in line with what the challenge was asking for. We also have to say once again how truly refreshing it is to see a bunch of fairly well made to impeccably well made clothes each week. We have critiques, as we always...

Yeah, that was about the same expression we had on our faces for the whole hour too. As we said in the T LOunge last night, we are long-time Muppet-philes, make no mistake. And in all seriousness, Miss Piggy’s image is a fairly iconic one and has been dressed by a lot of big-name...