The word for today is “onward,” darlings. Let us not linger on the events of the past; let us not fret over events yet to come; let us only move ever onward, to new challenges. Sorry. We’re awash in political ads at the moment. Anyway, Project Runway NEVER STOPS and you...

That’s right, bitches! Because that Project Runway train keeps rolling right along.   Beaufort Bar at the Savoy, London Pip, pip, kittens. We’re going all posh tonight. Yes, darlings, it’s the latest Project Runway All-Stars! Oh, God. We just realized we’re out of...

We got the scoop on this a while ago from one of our buzzing little Project Runway bees, but we didn’t feel right about breaking the story without confirmation. But it’s been leaking out slowly over the past day, so to hell with it. Here they are, kittens, the next generation of...

With nothing going on in her life at the moment, Katie took this opportunity to take a leisurely stroll, knowing that no one would be paying attention to her and she could have some lovely “me” time. Katie Holmes tapes an appearance for “Project Runway: All Stars” at...

As lackluster as this season – and especially this finale – was, as we look over these two collections, there’s no doubt that the judges made the right decision. Both of these designers are capable of better than this and it seems to us that the way the finale was...

Well, that went exactly as expected, didn’t it? Not that we have any issue with the win; just that this entire exercise shook out exactly as everyone predicted it would. And the problem with a reality competition designed to give one person the win is that the resulting TV show is as...

Well.   That certainly was a waste of time, wasn’t it? If you cut out all of Mondo’s whining and strategizing to get the maximum amount of camera time, there would have been more than enough time to have 6 runway shows. We were curious as to what the format was going to be...

Darlings, pack your tampons, because we’re jetting off to Bali! SOS Rooftop Lounge & Bar, Bali The weather’s been all kinds of shitass crazy around here and now we’re both getting sick. Which, as you may know, sucks. So let’s all get pretend-drunk tonight in...

Thankfully, we’re at the point where we can wrap up our coverage of an episode in one day. Can you tell we’re, how do you say? Over it? Oh, Austin. Sweetie. We just don’t understand. You are an experienced designer. You would know, better than any of the other designers...

We thought this was a pretty great challenge because it was far closer to the real world of fashion design than the fantasy challenges Project Runway normally deals out. Startup or struggling designers will have to jump through hoops to satisfy a boutique owner’s wishes and demands,...

Darlings, pack a sweater and some sensible shoes because we’re going tree climbing tonight! The Redwoods Treehouse located north of Auckland, New Zealand.   Just don’t look down after your third Martini.   So! It’s time to ask The Question, darlings: Who will be in...

Kenley Clear and obvious winner. In our living room, at least. Austin’s was nice enough, but it wasn’t particularly avant garde – and isn’t it odd how often “avant garde” is realized on this show by giving the garment a huge collar or neck treatment?...

“Designers, this week, you will be expected to jump through flaming hoops over shark tanks while juggling ferrets! Because … FASHION!” We joke because we (sort of) love. We’ve said for years that Project Runway is a game show, so how much can we actually complain when...

Ladurée Le Bar, Paris Darlings, we’re on our way out the door to a fabulous dinner and fashion presentation that we’ll tell you all about later. If you’re good. So you’ll have to jet off to Paris without us, just this once. Don’t worry, we set up a tab for you so...

Darlings, let’s take a break from looking at all those world-class gowns at the various Oscar events and jump back into the reality television pool, where the gowns are considerably lower than world-class.     This dress smells like flop sweat. It’s got...

This is a pretty clear redux of things Kenley’s done before, but we don’t think it was entirely fair for the judges to ding her for it, since at this point in the game, you can say that about almost everybody’s entries.     We don’t hate it, nor do we have...

Just a little reminder for the Project Runway All-Stars fans of what Schmeidi does for a living.   Project Runway All Stars host/judge Angela Lindvall cover the March 2012 issue of Vogue Mexico photographed by Jean-Francois Campos and styled by Sarah Gore Reeves in Chanel. Chanel Spring...

It’s kind of sad how quickly this show became formulaic. We suppose that’s to be expected when every participant in the contest knows how to game the system because they’ve been through it once before. Not that we’re accusing anyone of cheating; just that we...

And we’re OFF TO SHANGHAI, kittens! Allons-y!    Tou Ming Si Kao bar in Shanghai And while it’s true that those stools don’t look very comfortable, underlighting is always a jet-lagged gal’s best friend, darlings. Never forget that. “At the prestigious...

  Jerell Either we’re confused or Jerell was. Did we miss the part when he was assigned Miss Hannigan from Annie? This takes the problem Austin’s had and turns the dials to eleven. In Austin’s case, we can at least understand why he chose Marie Antoinette as the...

Darlings, we haven’t forgotten our first love. We could never leave a Project Runway dress unremarked-upon. Our minions would never forgive us and we would get upset stomachs. We do it for you, darlings. And for the children. Also, our stomachs. During the episode we thought this was a...