It’s kind of a chore to get through this show. There. We said it. We’ll watch a fashion design competition reality show no matter what but everything that had us puzzled when this show was first announced has pretty much come true. Right down to its concept, it just doesn’t...

Forgotten designers, please line up.   Adrian The bag was kind of unfairly savaged by the judges but we have to admit, it has a crafty, Trapper Keeper cover vibe to it and that’s not fabulous in the least. His bracelet was an afterthought. Once again, we think he has a problem with...

Still got some middle-of-the-road looks to run down, dolls. Let’s get to it.   Adrian This is horrible. It seems some of the designers were way too caught up in the idea of using accessories to prevent camel toe. The only think that can prevent camel toe is good taste and good...

Let’s run down all those accessories designers who didn’t manage to impress the judges in any way whatsoever, darlings. Adrian Remember what we said earlier about the big, chunky pieces being this show’s version of Project Runway’s sleeveless cocktail dress? Case in...

Hey, remember that show Project Accessory that we swore we were going to blog? No? That’s okay, we forgot about it too. In fact, even though we watched the episode on Thursday night, we had to rewatch the entire thing last night in order to write this post because we couldn’t...