Altuzarra Lions and tigers and … owls? Oh my. For whatever reason, certain corners of the fashion industry got together for a chorus of “Let’s Get Feral” for the fall season. Animal prints ruled (some of)  the runways, and by that we don’t mean faux leopard...

Oh, YAY! Chloe Sevigny’s back on the red carpet and she’s got a new alter to show off! Let’s meet her.   Chloe Sevigny attends the Jeffrey Fashion Cares 2012 event in NYC in a Proenza Schouler ensemble. Proenza Schouler Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Liu Wen Meet Caress....

Miss Tay gets put through her fashion paces. Taylor Swift covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia photographed by Benny Horne. Gucci Spring 2012 Collection Tom Ford Jacket [not pictured]/Proenza Schouler Spring 2012 Collection  Dries Van Noten Spring 2012 Collection...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

Scarlett, sweetie, we don’t know who convinced you that retro-’40s/’50s styles were just the thing for you… Scarlett Johansson on “The Late Show with David Letterman” in Proenza Schouler. Proenza Schouler Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Ginta Lapina …...

Felicity, we just want to say – go on, girl; you can keep posing while we talk at you – we just want to say… Felicity Jones attends the IFP’s 21st Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in New York City in Proenza Schouler paired with Calvin Klein shoes. Proenza...

Darlings, let’s talk clutches. Specifically, let’s talk spring 2012 clutches. Like any good and stylish gay, we swoon over a killer clutch, so it would be impossible for us to pick our favorites here. You are encouraged to do so. You are also encouraged to play along with our...

We’ll keep this brief because we know you’re a busy person and you don’t have time to waste on silly starlets and their silly clothes. It’s like this: Lorenzo really likes this look and Tom really … doesn’t. The kittens will have to make the call.  ...

We’re a bit torn on this one because intellectually we know this is kind of a tough dress to pull off … Proenza Schouler Fall 2011 Collection And yet there she is, somehow pulling it off. Don’t get us wrong, it’s a gorgeous design and a beautiful print, but that shape...

A sand-blasted and airbrushed SJP has the distinct privilege of being the face for “THE AGE ISSUE” of Vogue. We’re sure she loved having that plastered in all-caps to the right of her head.   Sarah Jessica Parker featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue photographed...

Yeehaw, darlings! It was the CMT Awards and everybody did their durndest to uphold the stereotype by dressing in really shitty clothing! We feel a Judgment coming on! Ashton Shepherd Ashton can’t be bothered worrying about red carpets. She’s due on the lanai with Rose and Dorothy...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

  Kirsten Dunst attends the 22nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Proenza Schouler. Proenza Schouler Spring 2011 Collection Model: Anja Rubik   We’re torn, kittens. We like the skirt and we sort of like the top, but we’re not sure about putting them together. Really, the...

Ah, Fashion Week. It all seems like a dream, except we have mountains of laundry to do and it all smells like Marc Jacobs’ Bang or Dolce & Gabbana’s Light Blue. As we wallow in our pajamas and revel in carbs again, let’s take one last, loving, bitchy look back. Hidetoshi...

Darlings, we’re dashing from fashion show to fashion show at the moment, but we’ll always take some time out of each day to stare at overpraised attractive people to tell them what they did wrong. Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron make an appearance to promote their movie “I Am...

  Leighton Meester attends the NYLON party celebrating her February issue cover in Proenza Schouler. Proenza Schouler Spring 2011 Collection Model: Jacquelyn Jablonski    Oh, sweetie. This has effort written all over it. We like this dress in theory. Truthfully, we wish...

US Vogue February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Kristen Stewart: Coming on Strong” Photographed by Mario Testino Hair: Oribe for Oribe Hair Care Makeup: Tom Pecheux for Estée Lauder Fashion Editor: Tonne Goodman Kristen Stewart slaps on a smile (sort of) and some warpaint in the latest...

The Proenza Schouler boys looked to South America for inspiration this time around; not so much in the shapes and certainly not in a literal way, but in the colors and the prints. We tend to think of the boys much in the same way we think of the Rodarte girls. That is to say, they have a...