The family can’t afford better umbrellas than this? Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend the premiere of “War Horse” in London. Catherine wears a Temperley London gown. Y’know, on a starlet, we probably would not have found this...

You guys, Cathy must have snapped and said “FUCK all this protocol! I’ma hit the town looking hot as SHIT! Ya with me, Bill?” William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry attend The Sun Military Awards at Imperial War Museum in London. Hot,...

That title sounds a little saucy, doesn’t it? Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrive to a reception in aid of the National Memorial Arboretum Appeal at St James’s Palace in London. Catherine wears a Jenny Packham gown. We just mean she hit the...

It would be unseemly to shout “WERQ it, girl!” at a future Queen of England, right?   Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, visit the UNICEF Supply Division center to view the distribution of aid to East Africa in Copenhagen, Denmark. The...

We haven’t looked in on those nice Cambridges for some time. Let’s rectify that. Prince William and Catherine, The Duchess of Cambridge attended the Child Bereavement Charity Gala at St. James Palace in London hosted by 100 Women in Hedge Funds. Catherine wears a Beulah London...

Another of Queen Betty’s grandchildren was marrying a commoner, so the whole family came out of their little trailer parks and headed for Edinburgh to watch Zara Phillips walk down the aisle to wed Sluggo from the old Nancy cartoons. The Queen’s granddaughter marries England rugby...

Darlings, North America’s favorite Prince and Princess went back to their magical kingdom yesterday, leaving behind fond memories and one more outfit to discuss. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend a reception to mark the Launch of Tusk...

That nice Cambridge couple got a chance to work on their swarthy British tans as they made the scene in L.A. Prince William and his wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge at the Santa Barbara Polo and Racquet Club for a charity event. Catherine wears a Jenny Packham dress paired with L.K....

Clearly, Mrs. Cambridge hit a mid-trip slump in the last couple of days or maybe she finally found a lost suitcase, because suddenly, color’s on the menu. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, attend a reception at Calgary Zoo. Catherine wore a Catherine...

The Cambridges ARRIVE IN AMERICA TODAY OMFG SOMEONE HOLD ME CLOSE — sorry. The media freakout is infectious, apparently. Anyway, let’s check out the last of their Canadian outfits for the trip. Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrive in Calgary, Alberta....

STOP! Cambridge Time! Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit the Somba K’e Civic Plaza in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada. Catherine is wearing a By Malene Birger dress paired with her favorite L.K. Bennett shoes. By Malene Birger Bullet...

Just because it’s no longer July 4th weekend doesn’t mean we can’t keep worshiping British royalty, right? Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge attend a Freedom of the City Ceremony outside City Hall in Quebec, Canada. Erdem Pre-Fall 2011...

Continuing our Independence Day weekend activities of worshiping European royalty, let’s check in on that nice Cambridge couple again. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend a tree planting ceremony at Rideau Hall in Ottawa, Canada. Catherine is...

Darlings, you didn’t think we were going to spend the Independence Day weekend NOT talking about the British monarchy, did you? Please. Have some perspective. Hit it, Windsor Babies! Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge attend Canada Day Celebrations at...

We realize we aren’t exactly exempt from this criticism ourselves, but the collective media freakout that the Cambridges’ feet are touching North American soil RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT OMG I NEED TO SIT DOWN — is already getting to be a bit much. Here at the T Lo...

Bill and Cathy took a break from standing in front of large groups of people in order to sit in front of a large group of people and catch some tennis. Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, and Prince William attend the 2011 Wimbledon Tennis Championships in London. Catherine is wearing a...

The Cambridges stepped out for one of those things that they’re obligated to step out for, darlings. Let’s see how Cathy did. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend the Irish Guards Medal Parade at the Victoria Barracks in Windsor, England....

Duchess Cathy has been making the rounds lately, as Duchesses are prone to doing, and we’ve decided to just throw a bunch of her looks up and offer our unasked-for opinions on them. Are you ready, minions? Are you ready, Cathy? Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of...