When we came across this editorial, we were all “Amber Valetta by Steven Klein for the September issue of W magazine? There’s your ‘Here’s your pretty for the day’ post locked up!” Ten seconds later… “Dear GOD. I’m going to have...

It’s odd. We consider ourselves among the world’s foremost experts on all things Project Runway, but we just don’t recall hearing anything about Elizabeth Banks being a guest judge. Elizabeth Banks attends the premiere of “Our Idiot Brother” in Los Angeles in a...

It’s an unexpectedly pissy day here as we look out at the grounds of T Lo Estates. Unexpected, because we weren’t paying attention to the forecast, and pissy because it’s been dark and humid and rainy all day, which is in turn making us both dark and moody. We might have...

Darlings, here are two things one should never do when Mr. Jesus decides that 110 degrees sounds just about right for your area of the world: 1) Do not follow through on the teeth-cleaning appointment 2) Do not pick today to replace a crappy old air conditioning unit. So, yes! You’ve...

BREAKING: New face of Miu Miu goes out in Miu Miu. We’ll bring you the developments as they occur. Hailee Steinfeld attends MIU MIU presents Lucrecia Martel’s ‘Muta’ in Beverly Hills, California in a Miu Miu dress paired with a Prada clutch and Miu Miu shoes. Okay,...

Doing up models to look like celebrity icons isn’t the most original idea in the world, but for at least half of this editorial for  Tatler’s August 2011 issue, photographer Robert Trachtenberg and fashion editor Anna Bromilow got a little creative. Rather than simply slapping on period...

It’s Friday in July and you’re probably cranky because you’re in work, just counting down the endless minutes. You know what you need? Pretty celebrities dry humping in designer clothes, that’s what! Strapless stretch crepe dress from Lanvin. Cotton shirt, wool tie,...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

This is one of those things that’s going to make us sound either endearingly empathetic or like we’re desperate to sound like we’re endearingly empathetic (depending on how cynical you are), but when we see someone who is clearly uncomfortable with whatever they’re...

Kittens, the red carpets of the world have been boring the crap out of us for weeks now. We started the “Man on the Street” posts because we felt it was the only place you could find celebrity males wearing anything worth talking about. We weren’t keen on doing a ladies...

Just because it’s no longer July 4th weekend doesn’t mean we can’t keep worshiping British royalty, right? Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge attend a Freedom of the City Ceremony outside City Hall in Quebec, Canada. Erdem Pre-Fall 2011...

Annie gets to try out her English accent skills for her upcoming movie, so Harper’s did her all up like a 21st Century dolly bird for a cute editorial. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren Anne Hathaway featured in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar Photographed by...

Darlings, certain outfits appearing on red carpets this week didn’t rate posts of their own. Let’s judge them anyway! Anne Hathaway attends The 13th Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball in Prada. This is NOT working for us. The color blocking is strange and that pale pink...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

The Prada fall 2011 ad campaign is colorful and crazy and pays special attention to the eye-popping shoes by making sure no one is photographed standing or walking while wearing them. Clearly, these are shoes for when you want to lie down, but still look fabulous. Those last pairs are really...

Now look. Don’t get pissed at us for Fanning overload; that’s just how the celebrity world works. People who have projects coming out dominate the entertainment and fashion media in the months leading up to it and while the project is still selling tickets. So don’t blame us...

So much girlstuff lately – and more in the pipeline for today, kittens. Let’s all center ourselves, take a cleansing breath, and look at a boy. Tobey Maguire for Prada Fall 2011 ad campaign, photographed by David Sims. Tobey sez: “A great supporter of the Arts, Miuccia Prada has...

Emma Watson straps on the Eyebrows of Death and the Lip Gloss of Polyurethane for Vogue and reminds us for the last time that she’s not Hermione Granger. Vogue July 2011 Issue Editorial: “Emma Watson’s New Day” By Amanda Foreman Photographed by Mario Testino Hair:...

So we’re browsing through the celebrity-stalking parts of the internet when we stumble upon this shot of Nicole Kidman at LAX sporting one of the Madras bags from the Prada spring 2011 collection. And we thought, “Hey, those bags have been hanging off quite a few celebrity arms...

We were subjected to a barrage of Green Lantern ads riding the Amtrak to New York the other day and we have to say, all that lurid green was making us a little nauseous by the time we disembarked. Still, Tom’s a nerd and any time a Super Friend gets the CGI treatment, he feels...

Kittens, we swear we’re not turning into a Glee fan blog. It’s just that the second season finale is coming up, so the plucky little kids keep popping up all over the place in a sort of  “Have a great summer! 2good + 2be = 4gotten!” yearbook signing (aka PR push)....