We’re not entirely sure what the title of this editorial is supposed to mean, but it’s not exactly hard to figure out: badass chicks in killer fashion, draping themselves over classic cars. There’s your pretty for the day, darlings. Enjoy.   Editorial titled...

WOW. Miss Noomi is LOADED UP.   Prometheus star Noomi Rapace makes an appearance on the “Late Show With David Letterman” in NYC. Prada ‘Pyramide’ Bag Burberry Prorsum Belt Yves Saint Laurent ‘Trib Too’ Platform Pump Way to select those brands, girl! We...

Rare is the instance when we will voice any sort of sympathy for celebrities, but man, it must SUCK to be met with a wall of photographers after a night out. Back off, you lecherous wolves. Can’t you see she’s concentrating very hard just to get one foot in front of the other...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. We don’t normally say that about actress editorials, but this is a really good one; sharp, stylish, moody, and totally lesbi-sexy in a “Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger” kinda way. These two play very well off...

Sometimes, we look at some ridiculously privileged celebrity and start clucking at them like worried gay uncles because of their poor choices. In other words, we looked at these pics and before we could stop ourselves, an “Oh, SWEETIE” escaped from our lips.   Mia Wasikowska...

Darlings, here is your pretty for the day: Michael Fassbender, getting his strokable mug stroked by some stupid bitch who thinks she’s all that:   Suit, $1,195, shirt, $375, and tie, $130, by Calvin Klein Collection. Tie bar, $15, by The Tie Bar. Michael Fassbender is featured in...

Ioan shows vapid little boystars how it’s done when you’ve got a camera and a bunch of designer clothes on you. Even when they stick you with the guyditorial cliches of Pickup truck Desert Motorcycle Honestly, if ladies’ fashion mag editors all suffer from a princess...

Darlings, here’s your fabulous for the day; an editorial so divine that it requires little by way of an introduction from us. We’ll only say two things here: WERQ that shit, Glamour Grannies! And, We hope you all got to soak your feet after it was over.   Jacket and necklace...

Here’s your prettyboy for the day. And while Andrew Garfield has a face made to be photographed, he suffers from that malady all boystars do when forced to wear expensive clothes and stare into a lens: The Amazing Spider-Man star Andrew Garfield is featured in the Summer 2012 issue of...

Claire serves up some sexyface Blue Steel and we’re not used to seeing her like this. Claire Danes covers the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar Russia in Prada. But we love seeing this side of her. She needs to tap into her inner Swinton every now and then. We know she’s got...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

The minute we saw these two last night, we knew they were getting the Pairs Division slot. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake attend the Met Gala 2012 in NYC. Jessical Biel wore Prada dress, shoes and clutch paired with Lorraine Schwartz earrings. Justin Timberlake wore a Tom Ford tuxedo. The...

Like two fussy gay uncles, we just want to run up to Carey and hiss at her to stop making faces because she’s ruining her dress. Carey Mulligan attends the Met Gala in a Prada dress and shoes paired with Neil Lane Jewelry. Honey, never purse your lips in pictures. It’s a look that...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Darlings, in case you got drunk and passed out without the news reaching your ears, you probably already know that last night was Fashion’s Prom Night, otherwise known as the Met Gala. What does that mean for you? Why, at least a hundred self-important celebs wearing millions of dollars...

Oh, what the hell. Let’s pay a little attention to her. She’s trying so hard, after all.     Isabel Marant ‘Esso’ Cotton Jacket Prada Leopard Platform Pumps The internet cracked in half last month at the news that Lindsay Lohan will be the only actress ever...

Darlings, we’re shirking our duties in the meatpacking arena. Allow us to address that forthwith and posthaste. Because MAN, can Derrick Rose fill out clothes. Even little silk t-shirts under suit jackets. Even tight little white skinny jeans. Even a striped motherfucking tank top. We...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Darlings, it has occurred to us that you all are probably not getting your Recommended Daily Allowance of Fassbender. Thankfully, Vogue, as it so often does, provides us with sustenance.   Vogue May 2012 Issue Editorial: “Modern Times“ Models: Michael Fassbender and Natalia...

Okay, fine. You’ve worn us down, Miuccia. Long have we maintained, in the face of a rising tide of vocal opposition, that you are a fashion genius and that your intellectual approach to design yields clothes worth talking about and, a season or two later, wind up getting ripped off by...