Theater folk! They’re dirty, hardscrabble creatures who live under bridges and don’t employ stylists. But they all showed up for the Tony Awards and that means we’ve all got some opinionating to do. Get your bitchpants on and let’s get started. Anika Noni Rose Someone...

We’re going to need a paper bag and a few minutes sitting quietly with our heads between our knees. Our OWN knees. You see, we … Oh, we can’t even say it. We promised ourselves we wouldn’t cry. It’s just that … We have issues with Iman’s outfit. Stop...

Designer-of-the-moment Prabal Guring unveiled his collection for J. Crew, which recreates looks from his previous collections at a J. Crew price point ($200 to $450, for the most part). Prabal? Tell us a bit about it: “I played with volume and scale and focused on a few special pieces...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Darlings, we are wiped out, and fashion week is only half over, PLUS we have Grammys and BAFTA red carpet upon which to opinionate. We can only offer you discussion points on all the fame-whoring in the front row and hope our precious minions can take it from there. Are we ready? Then...

Good morning, darlings! If it’s not morning when you’re reading this then what the hell took you so long to get here? The stars came down from the heavens last night, put on gowns, and attended the Directors Guild Awards. Let’s form opinions!   Amy Adams    ...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...