Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

Chloe gets to work on her wig-wearing skills while playing dressup and generally looking adorable for Vogue Russia. There are worse ways to make money. And thankfully, there’s a minimum of pouty face this time, because it was getting to be something of a problem with her in pictures and...

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

Poor Scarlett. It seems very few of the Bitter Kittens liked your Versace dress. Those bitches.   Scarlett Johansson featured in the May 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Mario Testino.   Maybe this will make them love you, girl. We certainly loved it. Sure, the fashion...

  Rachel Zoe Yes, the crocus is blooming, but let’s cast our fashion minds forward to the next time the weather turns cold and the leaves go out in a blaze of glory. Winter whites, darlings: cool, creamy, and sophisticated, they’re a defiant shot of light in the midst of a...

Kittens, one of the trends for the fall collections was metallic gold. We hesitate to say “It’s BACK!” in the manner of the average fashion mag because metallics never really go away. They just recede for a while before the zeitgeist resurrects them in a big way.   Elie...

She’s out there, poledancing like crazy for The Hunger Games and she’s not about to stop any time soon. What’s kind of cute about Jennifer is that despite her fame, she still comes off a little un-polished on the style front; very much like the average young woman her age....

Dammit. We so wanted to give this a WERQ. Jennifer Lawrence attends the premiere of “The Hunger Games” in LA in a Prabal Gurung dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes and Jacob & Co. diamond earrings. Prabal Gurung Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Toni Gam It’s true. We were...

  Steffi takes a snow day. Lady Gaga stops by Harvard Yard before launching her “Born This Way” Foundation in a Prabal Gurung coat and Sally LaPointe dress.  Sally LaPointe Fall 2012 Collection Prabal Gurung Fall 2012 Collection That’s one way to keep the snow out of...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

Celebrities, darlings! Aren’t they just the answer to EVERYTHING? Christian Siriano Fall 2012 Show Alicia Solombrino You can’t say she didn’t commit to the look, that’s for sure. Brad Goreski This all looks surprisingly mismatched to us. Cindy Adams Bringing it,...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

Oh, GIRL. We were going to say “That’s not your dress,” but to be honest, NOTHING here is working for us. Perhaps the kittens will disagree. They’ve been known to a time or two before, bless them.  Mila Kunis attends the 50th Anniversary of St. Jude Children’s...

Watching Rooney Mara do the international poledance for her new movie, we’re struck by two things. 1) She really loves unusual dresses with cutouts, and 2) She may just have found her perfect designer in Prabal Gurung. We thought that Givenchy she was wearing the other day did her no...

That’s right, bitches. Part ONE. There were too many cowboys and cowgirls to fit into just one post. So let’s get our yeehaw on and start judging!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra Very pretty and polished, but we have a complaint, of course. Bad enough she picked a dress that...

SJP traveled to the magical land of Australia to pole-dance for that movie that flopped over here months ago, poor thing. To make what must have been a dreary task more fun, Sarah got her crazy on. Let’s break it down.   Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the Melbourne premiere of...

Beverly Sutphin would not be pleased with Sarah Jessica right now. Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at “Late Show With David Letterman” in New York City in Prabal Gurung. Prabal Gurung Fall 2011 Collection Sarah Jessica Parker! It is mere days after Labor Day and you are wearing white...

After ripping her pretty hard yesterday, we’re happy to give SJP a respite from our bitchiness — because she’s earned it. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the “I Don’t Know How She Does It” Photocall at the roof of Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow. Prabal Gurung...

Darlings, here are two things one should never do when Mr. Jesus decides that 110 degrees sounds just about right for your area of the world: 1) Do not follow through on the teeth-cleaning appointment 2) Do not pick today to replace a crappy old air conditioning unit. So, yes! You’ve...

Put on some polka dots and dance in your Cha Cha heels, darlings! Prabal Gurung, who recently won the Swarovski Award for Womenswear at the CFDA Awards, is another designer who seems to have shaken off the apparent shackles of the fall and spring seasons, taken off his shoes, and wiggled his...

Theater folk! They’re dirty, hardscrabble creatures who live under bridges and don’t employ stylists. But they all showed up for the Tony Awards and that means we’ve all got some opinionating to do. Get your bitchpants on and let’s get started. Anika Noni Rose Someone...