Somehow, Team Bryce managed to avoid any drama. Which means, of course, that we’ve all forgotten about them while we got caught up in Bert/Anthony/Becky/Josh drama. Sure, one member of the team got auf’d, but then again, doesn’t that tell you something? The teams that...

“There are some names I remember because I think the people are worth remembering; it takes me a long time to remember their names because they’re not that significant.” “These two other designers have a more contrived vision. Mine is going to be clean, modern and...

Thank you, producers, for totally screwing up our tried-and-true format this week. Bitches. Bad enough it’s teams, but it’s also teams with two winners and an auf’ee that most people aren’t even talking about the next day. She seemed so serious and focused early on,...

Sweet Jesus on a breadstick, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover this morning. Has there ever been such an … eventful episode of Project Runway? That wasn’t reality television; that was Ben Hur with scissors. But first, we’d like to say a few words. SHUT THE FUCK UP,...

Allons-y, darlings! What better place to watch Project Runway than in Paris, non? Ladurée Le Bar, Paris The underlighting won’t be flattering and the seats don’t look all that comfy, but we’ll be fabulous and that’s what matters most. And we’re going to need that...

For our last set of rippings this week, we saved three looks that were about as bland as looks can get in a design competition. Bert After last week’s hissing fest between Bert and Viktor, and with both of them making very similar LBDs this week, we think they’re both a lot more...

We never really understood the drama that comes whenever two designers pick the same fabric for a challenge. Granted, we don’t understand how, in a store the size of Mood, two designers would ever wind up choosing the same fabric, but still. Once the deed is done, what’s the big...

The problem with “day to evening” challenges is that they’re not about design; they’re about styling. You crack open any fashion magazine and you’ll find a how-to on going from TPS reports to martinis in the same skirt – and it’s always about wearing...

The behind-the-scenes world of a fashion editor is not pretty, kittens. “Congratulations on your hard work, designers. I know you all wanted to make a dress for an internationally famous supermodel, but even ugly little fashion editors need something to cover themselves so the rest of...

Cecilia and Anya inadvertently demonstrated what you should and shouldn’t do when faced with a design that’s not working. Future contestants: take notes. Cecilia, honey, this was your first mistake: listening to Nina. That sounds like a silly thing to say, considering Nina was...

Aw, poor little Julie Dogblankets. We enjoyed her quirky ways, if not her tendency to wear pajamas during the day. Who didn’t see the loser edit coming from the beginning? Of all the designers, she’s probably the least likely to get a challenge like this right just because her...

This week on Project Runway, a salute to horror films! She should have held a really big knife in her hands to complete the picture. This may be the scariest sight any group of Project Runway designers ever faced. You just know there were internal screams of “Fat people! I’ll...

Bitter Kittens, the T LOunge is once again open to one and all. Head to the airport, because we’re in a THX 1138-slash-2001 kind of a mood. And if you don’t know what that means, a nerd or film student will be along shortly to explain it to you. El Tubo, Lima, Peru Yes,...

All credit must be paid to Olivier and Anya this week. They got along like gangbusters and seemed to be thrilled to have the chance to work with each other. Which is odd when you think about it because their styles are at opposite ends of the spectrum. He’s all Calvin Klein crispness...

You know what? These two ladies can SEW. Maybe not the most profound thing we’ve ever typed considering they’re on Project Runway, where sewing is a requirement to get in (believe it or not), but their work this week was impressive on both a technical level and a design one. In...

There was an attempt to wring some sort of drama out of this pairing, but it fell flat. Sure, these two high-strung, too-serious ladies had a collaboration characterized by their high-strung, too-serious attitudes, but to their eternal credit, they just kept working. Team challenges tend to...

Y’know, if the judges had been in a slightly different mood, the whole Julie/Joshua pairing could have provided a primer on how to get through a team challenge. Of all the teams, this one was the most mismatched. You’ve got the sporty gal on one side and the flamboyant queen on...

Okay, let’s break this down using math and science. 1) Viktor is a little bitch. 2) Bert is a bigger bitch.   We put off writing this, our apparently traditional Saturday post of wagging our fingers at Bert, because every interaction, as well as every bit of footage showing them...

One thing that pleases us immensely about this season of Project Runway is that the LadyJudges are bringin’ it to the judging panel. That’s as it should be, don’t you think? Let’s score them like it’s a competition. Why? We’re bitches. T by Alexander Wang...

We’re thinking of naming all the teams this week after psychology terms. We’re taking suggestions, but we’ve already established who’s on Team Passive-Aggressive We really hate it when we come up with a good nickname for someone and then they get sent home. Watching...

We’ll say it. It’s a fanboy cliche and we don’t haul this one out often, but… WORST.   CHALLENGE.   EVER. What was the point? That’s what we kept asking. Was the circus in town? Was there some sort of upcoming social event for really tall women? At...