We figured we’d give Precious Moments his own little un-precious moment in the sun this week, since, despite his middle-of-the-road showing, he’s the one everyone wants to talk about.   Not to get all preachy in a post we’re determined not to take seriously, but there...

Y’know, upon reflection – because that’s what we do here at the T Lo Institute for Reality Television Studies; we reflect – except for one or two notable exceptions, pretty much everyone this week made a dress that you could find in a department store. That’s not...

Time once again to turn the tables on these judgmental bitches, darlings. Heidi Klum wears a Balenciaga top, Alice by Temperley skirt, YSL shoes. Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. The combined total value of these pieces is probably way more than your mortgage payment and she managed to make...

Y’know, if we weren’t so annoyed with them all the time, we’d almost feel a little sorry for the judges; especially Nina and Michael. Why? Because the words that keep coming out of their mouths during the judging sessions are so clearly not their opinions but the opinions...

Darlings, a fabulous time was had by all at the HP Project Runway Designer Reunion at the Empire Hotel in New York City. How do we know? Well, thanks to our fabulous new besties at NotMartha, we got invited, but because the Monique Lhuillier show across the street at Lincoln Center ran so...

Ooooh, the ladies really brought their A-game to this one, kittens. Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors, and L’Wren Scott pose on the runway at the Project Runway Spring 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Theater at Lincoln Center on September 9, 2011 in New...

For all the ugliness and nastiness of this episode, we at least got to see a team that actually worked well together and produced interesting garments. We can all bitch about how oxygen-sucking Drama Vortexes make episodes like this tough to watch, but at least the right team won and the...

Kittens, you have no idea how odd it is for us to read at least a thousand comments and messages about an episode of Project Runway that we haven’t seen. Being out of the loop on anything Project Runway related is not something we’ve ever really experienced. Of course, sitting on...

All nine remaining designers showed finale collections Friday morning at Lincoln Center during Fashion Week. We are not spoiling anything regarding who will be in the Top 3 because we don’t know which of these designers are decoys and which aren’t. Laura Olivier...

All nine remaining designers showed finale collections Friday morning at Lincoln Center during Fashion Week. We are not spoiling anything regarding who will be in the Top 3 because we don’t know which of these designers are decoys and which aren’t. Anthony Anya...

All nine remaining designers showed finale collections this morning at Lincoln Center during Fashion Week. We are not spoiling anything regarding who will be in the Top 3 because we don’t know which of these designers are decoys and which aren’t. It takes several hours for all the...

WOW! How about THAT episode, kittens? With the fighting and the sewing and the crying? And that ONE dress! What were they THINKING? Oh, and that Josh. You just want to throw him off a pier, don’t you? Why, when he said that thing to that other designer and then he went behind their back...

Darlings, you better order a drink right now because we have something very upsetting to tell you. Twenty Five Lusk bar and restaurant in San Francisco, CA And what better place to hear potentially devastating news, yes? Very soothing. All that wood will soak up the inevitable tears....

Oh, god. Let’s just get this over with. This is the first time we’ve seen something of Anya’s where we thought, “Girl, WHAT were you THINKING?” But the more we look at it, the more we have to give her credit. She didn’t make a cocktail dress and add shit to...

Darlings, we’re busy trying on clothes and packing for Fashion Week and we (like, we suspect, you) are totally over the so-called “avant garde” episode of Project Runway. But we’re nothing if not completionists and the minions do like to pound a topic into submission,...

We had an initial reaction to Laura’s dress that we’re pretty sure she didn’t intend. Namely: “Amy Irving made it to the prom after all!”But that was perhaps a bit too bitchy. … Naah. Let’s get this out of the way first: this is in no way avant garde....

Darlings, a distinct lack of fabulous Colombian-born fashion editors on the judging panel means the collective fierceness of the group was taken down several notches, but that doesn’t mean our bitchery takes the day off; no, ma’am. Just forget about Michael. He’s not playing...

Dear Last Night’s Judging Panel, Are you kidding us? Are you fucking kidding us? What’s avant garde about a skirt made out of a theater backdrop and a top made out of tissue paper carnations? And how is it that this color combination had you all praising this look for being...

We couldn’t help but picture Nina on her couch last night, drinking wine and snorting in derision at this debacle, thankful that she didn’t have to pretend she wasn’t looking at a runway full of Etsy castoffs. The concept behind the challenge wasn’t a bad idea: fashion...

Nothing sums up the cracktacular results of this episode than the fact that we’re discussing the winning designer’s actual look last, because the look for which he won the challenge was designed and sewn by someone else. But first… She’s totally Flo, the Progressive...

Man, are you guys as talked-out on this episode as we are? It’s hard to believe we still have looks to discuss. We can’t say they’re all worth discussing, but never let it be said that we’re not thorough. This was another look we thought the judges overpraised....