Whole lotta bullshit over nothing. Who didn’t see that coming? Y’know, we really only have a couple complaints about how the show has changed since it moved to Lifetime, but chief among them is the insultingly misleading previews. Stop trying to make “fetch” happen,...

It’s a good thing Christopher’s so cute. Model: Rose Because he is boring us out of our seats. And before you pelt us with garbage and cries of “This is a really cute dress!” consider this: Mentally remove that belt. Not so impressive now, is it? The overall effect is...

Oh, Mondo. You came and you gave without taking.   Model: Eyen We were a tad disappointed with this dress. As with A.J., we would have assumed an advantage on Mondo’s part for this kind of challenge. And while the dress is technically well done and even a little cute…...

  Model: Millana We were pleasantly surprised when this one came out. April’s pretty low key but whenever they do get her to smack talk her opponents, it seems to always be on the grounds of innovation and design. Judging by this entry and her aforementioned smack talk, we’re...

We’ve been enjoying Michael’s bitchy sarcasm coupled with his kind of endearing need for Tim Gunn love. But you guys, we swear we’re not trying to be deliberately contrary here… Model: Lenka But we really didn’t get all the love many of you were throwing toward...

Oh, A.J. Could your baggage have been any more prominently displayed this week? Girl, you fell OUT. Clearly, it was because you were feeling the pressure. The problem with being a niche designer on PR is when your niche becomes the basis of a challenge. He knew everyone thought he had this in...

All right… Model: Tina Marie Let’s do this. Minions? We did not love this dress. Actually, that’s a little harsh. We liked this dress just fine, but we didn’t think it was a contender for the win. A solid third. It’s graphic and eye-catching and stylish as hell,...

Damn. We really liked her. We thought she had way more to say than a Heatherette queen and a … well, we don’t know WHAT Casanova is yet. At first, when she was getting camera time, we wear all “Oh, good. We’ve been wanting to hear more from her.” That was...

YAY! We love how the show has such a history that all you need to do is stand Tim outside a theme store and everyone starts clapping because they know what it means. It means unconventional materials challenge! It’s kind of weird. This feels like a repeat challenge, but they’ve...

Christopher:   Model: Rose Holy cow are we not feeling this one. This is pure Talbot’s. Pure 1998 Talbots. We’re a little speechless (but only a little). There’s almost literally nothing to talk about here. That’s how boring this look is. … Nope. We got...

Kristin, you’re a hometown girl so we’re prone to defending you and to be fair, we really liked what you did last week, but… Model: Kaven You’re already in a rut. This is essentially the exact same dress you made last week. We’re all for that Watanabe thing...

Andy almost had us there for a second. Model: Cassie When this first stepped out, we thought, “Hey, this is kind of snazzy.” We don’t actually use the word “snazzy.” We probably should. Also, “jazzy.” Anyway, we really liked the top. Especially when...

Model: Amare We can’t do a “Bottom two” post this week because 2 of the bottom 3 were eliminated. We don’t know how A.J fared score-wise, but we would have put this one pretty close to the bottom ourselves.   He had a good starting point, with the yellow and...

Mondo isn’t at all what we expected. Sometimes our prejudging is off the mark, kittens. It’s sad, but true: we’re fallible. Let’s keep that to ourselves, shall we?   Model: Eyen What an adorable and stylish outfit. Knocked it out of the park, we’d say....

Awwww, poor little queen. We felt bad for him but whenever anyone says something like, “I woke up this morning and I couldn’t believe it! I’m on Project Runway!” Honeys, you just know you’re gonna be seeing that person’s back by the end of the episode....

Minions, has any designer revealed their asshole qualities so quickly and in one episode? Our heads were spinning by the end of it. Let’s do a little rundown of the assholic things that came out of his mouth last night: * He dismissed Marie Claire as “not so much of a tough...

Model: Alexandra Why do you make us defend a garment we don’t love? Like everyone else in the western hemisphere, we shouted out “Are you fucking KIDDING me?” when the judges anointed Gretchen the winner again. We’re in pain here. We are forcing our fingers to type out...

Kittens, we’re just gonna do this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in.    Michael: We know we keep saying this and we promise next week we’ll come up with something better, but for now, this will have to suffice: Yikes. We stared at this for 10 minutes trying to come up with...

Christopher: As you are probably aware, early in each season, by the time you get to the end of the week, you forget a lot of the designs that walked the runway in the previous episode. We took one look at this look and said, “Hey, that’s actually pretty good. Why didn’t he...

Mondo: A disappointing inaugural effort. We were really hoping for some crack fashion from him. Instead, we got a shitty dress that looks like it was made out of old office furniture. Hello, fucked up hem! That putrid green was apparently from a sweater of Valerie’s, so we’ll give...

Enh. It’s bad, but looking at it now, it doesn’t seem nearly as bad as Casanova’s and Jason’s. It’s got a shape and a certain point of view to it and if she’d had more time or made better decisions, it might have all come together. Meaning, one reason...