All the remaining Project Runway designers have shown their collections at Lincoln Center today. Nothing has been spoiled for you because we don’t know which of these designers are decoys and which aren’t. [Photo Credit:...

Casanova, don’t ever leave. What will the show be without your somewhat clueless joie de vivre? God, are we getting sick of looking at ugly satin dresses. God, are we getting sick of looking at ugly satin capri pants. Still, we think this is a skosh better than Ivy’s QVC outfit....

All the remaining Project Runway designers have shown their collections at Lincoln Center today. Nothing has been spoiled for you because we don’t know which of these designers are decoys and which aren’t. [Photo Credit:...

For some reason, Andy is not being discussed among the commentariat even though he keeps doing interesting work. Girl, you need to raise that bitch factor and grab yourself some camera time. This was pretty much perfect, we have to say. He had very little fabric to work with and he wound up...

It seems that some viewers thought Christopher barely made any changes to his client’s dress. We don’t agree. He changed it up about as much as anyone else did; it’s just that his fabric was pretty overwhelming, so that’s all you see when you see the dress. And while...

Poor Mondo. Couldn’t get a break this week. Made a dress that everyone loved, but got shoved aside in favor of drama queens, bitches and fame whores. Ain’t that just the way of fashion? In our opinion, he had one of the harder dresses to work with. Pink’s a tough color, but...

Hey Peach, how are you, doll? Oh my gosh, I’m starstruck! I’m so thrilled to be talking to you. I’m such a fan. You’re so sweet. We were thrilled when we read in your bio that our blog was one of your favorite websites. I check it every single day and I have for quite some time. No one can...

Michael C. had a pretty rough week, so we feel like we should go easy on him. Look, we didn’t think he should have won last week’s challenge either but the Kewl Kidz Klub decided he was unworthy and so he got subjected to a lot of mean girls bitchery. And while we’re basing...

Andy seems like a very sweet guy, but we’re ready to declare this the most colorful cast this show’s had in years. He needs to step it up in the drama department. Keep it simple. Vomit on camera or something. This seems to be the year of the Dramatic Physical Reaction, so...

We’re liking Miss April here. Design-wise, you never know what she’s gonna send down that runway. Personality -wise, she’s that wry, sarcastic girl in your art class who always had the funniest put-downs said under her breath. Model: Millana It’s a half and half. We...

Valerie took some time out from hitting on Carmine for a little vo-dee-o-do-do at the Pizza Bowl to step up as the de facto team leader this week. Right? Or did we misread that? It sure looked to us like she was the one taking the reins. She was the one pushing the team to come up with a...

Ivy, when she wasn’t repeating whatever Gretchen said, told us that this collection was so awe-inspiring and soul-wrenching that it felt like giving birth. Well, Ivy? Model: Ekaterina You made yourself one ugly baby. Did you ever see someone walking down the street so badly dressed that...

Poodles, that was easily one of the most entertaining runway trainwrecks we’ve ever had the pleasure to witness. We’ve said it before, but what makes for a truly memorable reality TV participant is the likelihood that they will inadvertently and completely unbeknownst to...

Oh, Casanova. You may just be the most exotically entertaining creature that workroom has seen since Malan Breton from Taiwan briefly graced its hallowed halls. From your turbans and genie shoes, to your nipples and cleavage proudly thrust in our faces, whether we asked for it our not, to...

So, great challenge, right? Look, we’ll never stop saying this: Project Runway is a fashion-based game show. This is, of course, not how a so-called “real collection” is put together, but so what? It’s fun watching them jump through hoops. And sue us, but we LOVE mega...

We’re enjoying Andy’s various disguises, but “Thug Andy” probably isn’t going to catch on. Just sayin’.   Model: Cassie After wowing the judges last week, Andy took his immunity and decided to use it to make a totally cliche look that makes his model...

Get your ripe tomatoes ready, guys. Model: Alexandra Because we’re about to praise the dreaded Gretchen again. But before you lob one our way, hear us out. We don’t think this is perfect or anything. We don’t think it necessarily needed or deserved to be in the top 3. And we...

So Ivy says she was inspired by the privacy curtains surrounding her hospital bed. We’re thinking delirium can only be a good strategy for her going forward. Model: Ekaterina Because this was easily her best entry yet. It’s chic and classic and simple and elegant. There’s...

Val, we love ya girl and truth be told, we’re rooting for you, but this: Model: Tina Marie This, we cannot get behind. There’s a bit of a trap with this “hat.” It practically screams for some sort of dramatic, shimmering Grand Masquerade kind of ball gown and yet if...

Cute. Model: Rose Not cute. Don’t hate us, kittens. We didn’t agree with the judges about scoring this one on the bottom. To our eyes, it was another of Christopher’s middle of the road entries, with a couple points added for trying to bump up the drama a bit. Let’s...

“This is really going to be a tough challenge because it’s so literal. I don’t do literal. I don’t do literal at all. How do you make a story out of an orchid?” And that was that. As soon as she said it, we knew she was going home. Model: Kaven We’re not...