Well! Wasn’t that a fun episode? Good morning, starshine. Can I get you some coffee? Polish your nipple jewelry? Dress you? It really was an almost perfect season opener. We don’t mind at all that they returned to an old challenge, the cast has us VERY intrigued, and the judging...

In a way, we think it’s for the best. The man was obviously in pain being there. You could tell he just immediately recoiled in the reality TV environment. It happens. We’ve said this before; sometimes a contestant goes home simply because they can’t play the reality TV game...

Hey, any excuse to post more pictures of topless Keith, but you little overexcited fangirls came up with something that didn’t even occur to us. Namely, that Nipples here was swigging straight vodka upon waking up. Ladies, please. Our inbox is exploding with this theory and we have to...

FINALLY. USA TODAY has the first glimpse at this coming season’s crop of designers. “From an aesthetic point of view, it is the most diverse group,” says executive producer Jane Lipsitz. In terms of cast chemistry, “it reminds me of Season 1 a little bit.” Along...